Types of Parents in the School Pick-Up Line

Types of Parents in the School Pick-Up Line

November 30, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


Ok, load ’em up! Alright: Aiden, Brayden, Caden, Jalen, Kayla, Makayla… If your name rhymes with “aiden” or “ayla,” get in the van. Hey honey! How was your day? Did you eat all your lunch? -Ok now buckle up, alright?
-Did you get that quiz back? Let me see. C minus?! This can’t be right! Uh, Mrs. Mitchell? Great! Great. Now you’re talking to the teacher again. What on earth do you have to talk about?! It’s a carpool line. You pick up your kid and you go! In the name of all that is good and holy MOVE YOUR CAR! Hi. Can I help you with something, Miss Phyllis? No. I’m just waiting to pick up Anna Beth after school. Um… …it’s 10:30. It’s ok. I brought my lunch. I’m sorry. We don’t usually let people line up until 2. Well… I did bring an extra sandwich… And I have these fresh baked cookies I did just this morning. Was there something you wanted to tell me, sweetie? Um… Have a great day, Miss Phyllis! Alright. School gets out in 5 minutes. T-ball practice starts in 2. We got this. (rock music) (engine revving) Ooh Marco. You didn’t! He did! Continue watching? Oh yeah! (snoring) (horn honks) Aw man. Yeah, I’ll be there soon. I just have to pick up Cindy. Yeah, it’s gonna be so much fun. Save a place for me. Ugh. This line… Hang on. I’m just gonna go around. (horns honking)
-Oh get over yourself! So get this: Rick wants to buy a boat. Who are you here to pick up? Carson Williams. I’m his dad. Sheila had an appointment go late. Well, I don’t see you on the list here. Did you call ahead or send a note? No… Ok, then. I’m going to need to see three forms of I.D., a birth certificate for both you and Carson, and I’m gonna need you to take this DNA test before I can allow Carson in your car, sir. What?! I should be on the approved list. Can you check again? It’s Carson Williams. He’s in the third grade. Oh. Third grade? Oh, you’re in the wrong line. This is the preschool line. Please circle around and get in the K through 5 line. But he’s right over there. Hey Carson! Circle around, please. Should’ve homeschooled… We hope you enjoyed the video today. If you wanna see some more, click here. If you wanna subscribe so you don’t miss any of ’em, click here. Oh, lordy! School’s gonna be out in 2 hours. I gotta finish this puzzle! Bye!