Top 5 Colleges 2014!
>>William: Learning. College. Higher education.
These three things can take you from being just a boy, to a man. Like me, I’m William
Haynes and you’re watching SourceFed. [INTRO]>>Wilbur: If I’ve learned anything about
my time in college, freshman students are kind of like a new pair of earphones. If you
don’t pay enough attention to them they’ll get lost in less than a week. And if I’ve
learned anything about college seniors, it’s that they don’t want to date me. Today I’m going to give you the top 10 colleges
according to Forbes and their calculations based on household with an income of 150,00
and 110,000 of reportable which is a lot of dang money. They’re trustworthy because
their tagline is: information for world business leaders and I’d like to be one of those
if I wasn’t me. #5 on their list is Amherst College. Admissibility?
Very difficult. Price? 66,224 dollars. Expected family contribution 22,391 dollars. Which
is really not bad at all for a college education these days. I know dudes that’ve payed 100,000
dollars for an art degree and are straight on their way to work in the art department
at Wal-Mart. It’s a strange world we live in, #4 is the of course Harvard University. Admissibility?
Very difficult. Price? 65,178 dollars. Expected family contribution 22,391 dollars. I feel
like I could work anywhere if I had a Harvard degree. #3 Massachusetts Institue of Technology Admissibility?
Very difficult. Price 64,329 dollars. Expected family contribution 22,391 dollars. You’ve
probably heard of this school by it’s acryononymous name MIT. Acriyononymous is a word I made
up because I didn’t go to fancy college like these. I would have gone to this school
if I wanted to build robots and slay the kitty but I’m all out of bubblegum. #2 is Swarthmore College which sounds like
a place where monster stories happens. In my head this is where Scooby doo went to find
witches and ghosts and stuff. Admissibility? Possible. Probably because of the monster
name. Price? 65,056 dollars. Expected family contribution 22,391 dollars. Their mascot
is the phoenix so I’d love to born again in the ashes of college kids weed smoke there. And finally #1 on the list is the United States
Military Academy. Admissibility? Very difficult. Price? 0 dollars. Expected family contribution
32,754 dollars. I think I understand the information for world business leaders now. I know how
they think. I bet they think the best food in the world are the free samples at Costco. So in conclusion these are what Forbes have
decided to be the top 5 colleges right now based on price and rankings. But honestly
in my opinion the #1 college in the WORLD right now is the William Haynes College of
swagger. *puts on glasses Swgas out* I’m William Haynes. [MUSIC]