The Teacher Just Wanted her PILLS in kindergarten 2

The Teacher Just Wanted her PILLS in kindergarten 2

November 29, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


top of the morning to you laddies, my name is jacksepticeye, and welcome back to kindergarten 2. We’ve got 2 more items left to go- wait That doesn’t make any sense, we’ve got 2 items left to go. but we’ve got 3 missions. What’s this one? Ah, I need both of these items to get the secret ending Alright things that go boom. I thought about doing that one Because I haven’t done anything really with Jerome or Carla yet But I need three items for that and that’s probably gonna be a long one so I’m gonna leave that till the next episode and This one I want to do breaking sad because I like the teacher a lot. I like doing her voice I don’t like getting my cables caught in things and strangling myself Start the mission by annoying Ms. Applegate. Once with Cindy, and once by yourself. Sorry. We have to do a whole buncha sheit Okay annoying miss Applegate. Wait.. what do I need? I didn’t check that. I Need the shark and the beaker Okay, I don’t know why I need these but cool He likes a strange chemical do you think she’ll sniff it? All right, of to school we go. I’m ready to go. I got a big ‘ol cup of joe Coffee is the best man. I love coffee. Alright, We have to to annoy miss applegate. How do we do it? Oh, it’s you. So, uh How’s it goin? Are you okay? I’m I’m just great I’m so good a little tired maybe or something maybe coming down from not having enough antenna means You wouldn’t have happend to have any of those pills you had yesterday? Sorry, Then stop bothering me! The bell hasn’t rung yet so I don’t have to put up with you right now. Wait, what? No, Not today I’m so close to snapping right now and I’m gonna need all of my energy for when Cindy causes an issue! Get out of my face! Hey, okay, Jesus. You’re getting a little red in the face. Okay? I thought we were together Sorry, honey, but we’re yesterday’s news Besides we both know that I’m shoot good for you anyway ouch Is this the way I continue it I Disagree, I think you’re pretty off. Maybe this isn’t Cindy over the edge and then she caused a scene Easy, they’re leftovers. We wouldn’t want to tear to be another domestic dispute at our new school now would we I’m always ready for a domestic dispute. What about sin? No? Good. Oh god, I didn’t even see that No, I’m not putting up with this today Oh Sydney I’m sorry, but you kind of deserve this because you were really mean to me. I’m gonna sit here and let this play out Okay, that’s enough I am way too tired and dizzy Behavior will not be tolerated. Ow. Hey, stop it that hurts Mrs. Applegate stop We do not physically discipline our students here We’re all a little on edge after what happened yesterday but please remain civil to each other just for today Oh Fine just for today Thank you mrs. Applegate Gotta help me cook you first you wash up cow Stupid thing, you’ve always been awful good fighting off. I’m about to frickin love it Maybe the lunch lady can make me a sandwich Oh Dude that was oppressive Are you talking about you really got under applicate the skin and she has a lot of it cuz she her boobs are so big Folks what are you saying? She looks like she’s about to stop another the good way. So What I’m just saying one, really Lloyd now Lloyd Lloyd Loud noise Lloyd nice or one more incident Mikey breaker C for now your honor here is something I Can’t speak. This is a suggestion. I think that Kerala girl has a firecracker something should do the trick. Yeah Steve you think into that? Hey, you must be one of the new kids. Okay. Yeah cool. Uh, they have a metal detector How did she know? Can you get stuff in sure? To be Herot that hurts this magazine, what do you want? Some ogle did Okay, there we go. We got to this point before as well. We didn’t use the Firecracker though at that time Did we we used her to get the thing the metal detector thing done. But oh Okay, wait Do I have to give you the thing Wait, how do we get in with it? Oh Wait, but Penny’s gonna catch me if I have to firecracker on me. This is the classroom here, isn’t it? Haha, oh Wait, she went to lunch. I think. Yeah, she went on a sandwich. I Just want a sandwich list with meth and cocaine. Maybe if you booze. It makes the day easier. Oh Oh Wait, I can plant something in her desk. Oh That’s gonna be good that’s really gonna send her over the edge that’s gonna make her Oh Or maybe not maybe I can hide it somewhere There has to be a place Wait what I don’t think this is my cubby which one is my copy? Can you find your cubby ah There we go. I think this is my cubby. I could be something here I don’t know how you could tell all the copies of the exact same I Don’t know even though other people had other stuff in them before. Oh Hi. Oh Why does the pillows to be so loud? Especially after last night when I had my legs over my hand and mr. Jeremiah. Oh You’re here only somehow you’re definitely more eager to learn today than I am keeping. I wipe the teacher so I don’t learn anything I just teach you this shit that I don’t even know Remember what primary school was like? We had one teacher teaching you all the subjects and to teach 2 teach meeting one of these here in Ireland it was I had my teacher teach me English Irish math science all in the same day I was like okay teacher. Do you know what you’re talking about? We’ll take your seat and try not to follow me too much my head hurts Another thing Quiet looks like the school is more funding than the last one. So there are actually twice than this one Good play and just please be quiet Okay books What do you want and be sure to figure out to get my knife back? Uh, dude, we were busy trying to firecracker it. Ah firecrackers here pop firecracker She’s a ticking tick by tick job tick bomb tick ticking time tit I’m better than this guy. He’s holding me to a higher standard of comedy, please. I can’t take it anymore I hate hate Hate children. Hey Great youtuber Mm-hmm nugget is here. They’re gonna saw teacher in the hallway i-it’s eat your side. She snapped no good cuz you’re not here She was sad cuz you lost your arm. So no good. It’s not the craziest person anymore know that you were never crazy you were Eccentric and unique this place a nugget no go but curry is due Saturday status with honor. That’s great. No good Seriously, the teacher could be no good sees mom Wait, do I have to do anything else with you guys? Okay No that likes to fidgety spinny Yeah, you’re doing the same thing. That’s great, Cindy and outside it. Okay, but I can’t get out. Wait. Can I? See hermit frog I didn’t have that before Could I just steal money? I? Might need the money for later, but I don’t know that yet and I don’t really want to waste an apple on it just now What is the bathroom you didn’t see anything hello Dang it. Okay. I don’t know where she went She seems to be having a problem And I’m not that good with these kinds of situations. I let you buy if you go talk to her so I don’t have to Okay Okay, cool She’s over there trying to break into the cafeteria See what I can do. I should just make you look like it talk like Al Pacino She’s over there trying to break it It’s not fair I need this so bad What’s wrong? The pills I haven’t had any since yesterday There aren’t any anywhere. I’m losing my damn mind without them Whoa, the supply chain completely broke down after the principal died. He kimochi said he left Will have Monte dick make more pills that little Grievous look smart. I’m sure he could do it That would be good for some fight business Okay. Okay, it’s Mike’s get going. Look at that fancy classroom, and that’s what he needs to make mama her new pills Mama needs a new set of drugs Stevie yeah. Yeah. I heard Jack Good. Look at those a deadbeat mother to know as well. Anybody gets in the kids way Today is gonna go straight – straight up to be murdered Do you hear me? I’m very distraught Okay, okay Don’t know why you need hall monitors at this point. All you do is tell your kids to ignore me Let me know what montly me I’ll be back to the classroom. I wait for you there So help me God, I don’t kill another child before then Alright see you later, Stevie Do you ever feel like your job isn’t really all that important. I Don’t I don’t have a job. I’m a kid. My job is to teach her her pills. Hey spotty hey What you’re not supposed to be in here, you’re a stupid kid. Okay. It’s a pills Yeah me too buddy. After what happened yesterday the whole supply chain broke down. There aren’t any left I’m trying to get the ingredients Rich twins his family almost a company and it makes the chemical used in them But without it I can’t make them. I have to chemical I had it from yesterday. I have one of the twins kill his brother But now he’s alive again. I don’t know the time. It’s very weird. That’s very twisty What no way and it looks like we’re back in business You’re gonna have to help me get some stuff greenie I’m gonna need a chemistry set and a couple the hair samples for people who have their stuff in this system Who how do I get the chemistry set? That’s not the pertinent question? It’s right there behind the rope with today’s science classes about plants like chemistry We have to some find some way to change it. Where is it in their system? Miss Applegate certainly does by the looks of her this morning She’s going through some heavy withdraw who else well nugget was obviously a pill popper I wouldn’t be surprised if he heads if he still hadn’t run into it That everyone I heard a rumor that the principal of her last school was using kids to make them I wouldn’t be surprised if Billy had the key to the whole thing in his jeans Billy’s is Billy dead. You got me I didn’t see him or Lily this morning Oh, no, he saved Billy probably skipping after everything that happened yesterday. I’ll figure something out Oh, and if you’re getting hair samples, I’d recommend using the scissors plucking hairs would take forever Got it. What are you doing in here? You’re not gifted in any way. Damn it. Okay, I’ll get some scissors out of this Pie scissors for a dollar cool. Um, so I have to change the class during lunch There’s an after lunch it’s recess dream luncheon recess. I have to change the class All right, Oh miss teacher I need some hair samples What can you say could he make pills meat hair samples of course and we’ll still be in my system Well, I just large presently teacher lady white with the port bleeding Doggett I Need a lock of your hair get over here so I could look with you No requires all of us their teacher may not have any Give it to me. No, no, I will not give teacher his hair It’s actually kind of weird that Duggan even needs to specify that because teachers should never wanna do the tear anyway, Oh Attention you kids. Here’s your stupid passbook as always And it’s easy to sign it. You can go wherever you want. Your stupid little son’s a big old. Look, it’s lunchtime Hey kid You got me thinking about this whole pill thing So I made a few moves after dinner kicked you to the curb Dannan. Sorry, and I said dinner Lunch is on the break what me? I Doctored that Carla girl she’s really well connected here. I like that in a woman. Okay. She’s a girl not a woman Oh, yeah, she mentioned that she saw some kids sneaked in through the sewer grate that no that was trapped in this morning Who were they she said she didn’t know them they were wearing blue and brown hoodies I wouldn’t be surprised if they were still down there could be Lilly and Billy Anything else? Well, you’ll need to get down there under the school. I Can give you my elevator key, but I’m gonna need it back by science time or else I can’t get up the stairs Got it, as far as getting the chemistry set. Carla said she could help us out I paid half of what she wanted you get the other half Fine. I don’t have a dollar though Realtor guy said you’d be coming to see me. Did you manage to sneak the Firecracker in? Hey, yeah, it’s all exploded Interesting, I’ve never seen someone able to sneak contraband in on the first day before well a deal’s a deal I’ll hook you up with a chemistry class. Yeah, I’ll hook you up with it I’ll hook you up with a chemistry class Okay Unless you’re gonna say in chemistry set. All right, so I Still need hair probably gonna need to get that at Oh All right, do I have to buy a burger oh I’m wasting all my apples II. I’ve already got a few I’ve only got three left. One of them has to get me downstairs Burger go suck a tangerine now. I only got two apples Okay, double your dog might be there Frederick, I don’t know what his name is Oh, we’re down here Whoa Okay, is this the sewer whore nugget was Its box it’s interesting. I think I hear something inside squeak the plushy this is why I need the plushy That’s the signal it seems to come out Finally, I feel like we’ve been waiting in there for hours. Who are you miss? Oh, yeah. You should probably tell you that It’s us Lilly and Billy. We’ve been spying on this new school and we discovered a lot Do you want to hear about it? Would you like to know more? Do you put it back? I’m actually just here for a hair sample a Hair sample for me, but I was being tested on yesterday. There’s no way I can give you my hair. I Need it Well too bad Get out of here. I thought we could trust you since you had the secret push, but I guess we were wrong We’ll fix the school all by ourselves God Damn it. You better get going kid. We can’t have any went down here looking for you and we have our cover blown Fine is this even still going well? Gotcha Sorry, no gate jackaboy needs his beads No, give me some of you had your little degenerate. I need it. I need it from my pill But I’ll get out I’ll go and I’ll keep the Tweaker teacher out of his beautiful hair. It’s made out of nuggets Okay sir What are you on? I’m trying to get it there, but it’s not coming out. I need something to cut it with Yeah Thank You, Cisco Yo that they will ok nugget time for a haircut Please don’t make nugget balls. Ah She took all of your beautiful nugget golden hair And she scalped you Then see was that so hard No complain. I’ll do whatever it is that you do. I Guess is there is this beautiful nugget golden hair? I think to go play Mr. Ham oh God, I expect some pills by the end of the day. I also need your hair done here so we’re ready to make pills then I Also need Billy’s heir Booty, he’s here. They thought he was skipping like he did yesterday He won’t give me his hair The hell a vote you march right back to whatever he’s like demand you give me that Understood. Okay good these scissors they come back with that hair Tonic and you better have enough to afford your lab fee by the time you come back. Oh She They sell you anything He’s done with the elevator key yet. Not yet. Oh boy. I almost gave it back to him Do that. Look at dog a dog. It’s as beautiful hair has been stolen Feared there there there there little nugget pal. You’ll be all right Wait Oh Kerala is here What do you do anything with you kids? How do I get money? Can I go steal it from the COBE? By Stevie you’re not supposed to bother me dope you can go steal it from the Coby Buh-buh-buh-buh books, why are you still here? What are you doing Oh cuz you’ve study hall let’s battle bugs I haven’t changed my deck in ages. So I hope that I can still win Haha six damage rate at the gate Reflect a green why is there not a green monster one Kurt? Damn it. I needed this Kurt for the next round Seven damage ow, ooh Okay, I don’t think he can play anything though crap I need to get three mana, okay, let’s do this Zero damage for 3. Mana. Oh, don’t kill me. Don’t kill me Reflective remaster marker, there we go. Yes, and I’m gonna do a legendary sword and wind Damn it enough. Oh God oh god. Okay, you could both have the same secondary thing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Come on. Come on Deals one damage that’s fine. No reaction. You need all the man I can get A deal three damage post two damage if you have less HP, I don’t whatever I need this. Come on Damn it Oh, it’s reflected not oh I Didn’t even think of that it’s reflected not just negated damn it fine bugs you in this round, but next time you will not I Have a mission to be doing what am I? What do I do? I Need the hair, but I also need to change the class Well Papa saw yours class, dammit You can’t get in here oh No, Kerala fix the science class. Never mind. I don’t need to do that this time There’s a lot going on Alright, I have to $3 to the lab fee. Oh my god Are you serious this is Billy’s head it appears to have been removed from his body without his consent Is anybody’s head to ever remove from their body would consent? Hip off a few hairs gross. Oh my god, Billy Well, you know Really a lady that’s so sad So miserable, okay, I have it. I have the three pieces of hair I should have enough to make the pills now Good god This is a crazy mission ain’t done with the elevator key Yes Let me just check to see what she says I Got it good just make sure you have your lab for you ready for science. I will Okay Good good, bring those hands samples to me in science class and we’ll see if we can get this business up and running Sounds good Franco is just one more class and then they get to go home and he wants to pay the lab fee gonna play It’s okay. Pretty good. Awesome The day’s lesson will be about chemistry that’s odd. I thought it was planets Anyway, chemistry is an extremely dangerous subject, which is precisely why you will be doing it today instead of making Everyone take a turn on the chemistry set. Why don’t you go first wheelchair boy? boy My name is Maki cheeks, everyone is such a jerk to the differently-abled around here you tell them auntie Getting real sick of it You got all the stuff I need Yep, here’s all the hair. Why are you putting hair in it? You know what never mind? Good. We’re a business day. I’m gonna start I’m gonna get started but we do have a small problem, which is Everyone gets a turn on this thing it’s a very delicate process almost like making meth, you know, cuz the name of the mission is breaking sad a Play on Breaking Bad. It’s a high tier comedy joke, so we need to get everyone to pass on using this thing It’s complicated. It won’t be easy. But with a little persuasion, I’m sure we can get this done, right? What do I do? Here’s some joke. I didn’t sell today. See if you can get everyone to give up on their turn on this thing Six, it’s just a green flower that grows around the back of the school. What’s this? Good? I am a child now Don’t get your hopes up. It’s not a real gem, but you might be able to fool someone into thinking that is What’s this? It’s just an old doll. It’s kind of similar to the one the toy chest downstairs God, it’s a penny you take the dolly. Oh I don’t think I but I do I do want her. I I’m going to take her. I’m going to play with this doll You’re welcome Oh Way to go kid Ah, ah see just kicked me off the chemistry step and I tried not to kill you for failing me. Did you succeed? No Oh, so there’s an order to it got it dodo dodo dodo might be All right, so we need to do this I Know so it’s Ozzy first Nice Good for you Ozzy. Wait who wants one? I Guess the chemistry it might be kind of fun. Maybe I could make some kind of perfume or something Maybe a love potion to get a boyfriend to abuse She’ll probably take the gym Got it. Ah But who’s gonna be next I Mean I’m gonna mess it up again, aren’t I? What do you want a gym? That looks so glamorous and expensive you’re just gonna give it to me what’s the need to prettiest girl in school You’re gonna give me that big giant gem the gem that I deserve because I’m so pretty Yeah, well, thanks sucker. I’m out of this stupid school. I’m gonna go sell this and make a bajillion dollars and marry Zac Efron That’s the right sequence Cindy where do you think you’re going? No? No, please don’t go Speak to me you dirty peasant. I’m rich now I don’t have to put up with any of you if you’re referring to that mineral you’re holding I highly doubt it’s worth what you I Live in my own world, and I can’t hear you. You’re too poor. I’m Cindy Okay. Yeah, yeah Sweet Manto how we lookin we got pills yet? I’m almost done I just need a little bit of that chemical but there’s one problem which is um, I Don’t actually know which vial to mix it with we could go with purple red or green. Which one do you think? I don’t know maybe the teacher knows Stephen get him to spill on what this chemical mixes with Okay You’ll get your turn on the chemistry set. Just be patient What can you tell me about this highly illegal substance that I have in my own even though you’re a teacher with highly illegal Aspirations, so you’ll tell me anyway. Ah I see you’ve become good friends with Felix. This chemical truly is a wonder What happens if I mix up with the green chemical? I don’t know if I’m legally allowed to tell you let’s just say mixing the two can lead to some explosive results Perhaps if it makes it the red chemical it’ll create a sort of painkiller kindly addictive. It also has uses in helping the clinically awkward so red chemical it is Okay, so same thing happens with purple if I mix it with that, okay Good to know. Hey makes it red. We can make some drugs Okay here goes Yes, I think it worked. This looks exactly like the old pills nice going glad it works Here you go, man click and there’s more to come with this going we can restore the supply chain We’re going to be rich rich beyond your wildest childhood dream Me I’m gonna buy a private jet a Tesla, maybe an island for myself live out my days there. What are you gonna buy? And probably just some more coffee Good mad on fire You can have this monster Mon card for helping me out pleasure doing business with you That’s my favorite line that Monty has because he keeps saying it pleasure doing business with you Always is Monty. Ah Another day another learning concluded I messed that up good thing that this is chemistry class are not English class Please don’t break anything on the way out. I Got your pills teacher Unni That one went very swimmingly Oh noogie you’re bleeding from the head, huh? Noogie gets so abused in this episode. I don’t like it my little boy Where do you think you’re going? home You are forgiving me my pills there You go whoa Okay, where are my pills? Could you get them give them to me? Here. Oh, you sweet sweet drunk of the gods You You really are best student I ever had Thank you so much Daniken enable your habit and make you a degenerate brother. I think it’s time for me to move on move on I Really hate Cindy at nugget and books and all of the children here Except you You’re cool Thanks If I’m leaving, I think you should have this. What is it? It’s a remote control for the earth the principal’s daughter Whoa. Yeah, that’s another reason. I want to leave too many robots too much responsibility We should just call it a robot There’s only a few puppies on it I think you can make you come to your location and disable it detectives and other stuff Just don’t use it too much. I don’t know I didn’t read the manual. I’m outta here bitches. Oh Thanks, I guess yep Have a nice life stay in school don’t do drugs or do whatever. Who cares? I’m as high as a kite right now, you know the drill – Miss Applegate Oh, yes, I can’t wait to play in those suits I want to play in the uppercut undercover suits Date ten good. Lordy, I want to dress up as a knight of the round table I’m awesome Okay, I’ll mess around with the cards next time as well we have one more thing to do in the main missions, and then we’ll have That’ll be the next episode. And then after that we’ll have this one creature feature. So there’s only two missions that require three items this one requires the The laser the plushie and the A+ Okay, this is what this is gonna be a big one I think Start the mission by giving Cara Lee the laser module and then start the mission by buying a battery and then using the remote on penny, ah Okay cool, and then we’ll have so the three things I have to do we have this one We have the monster Mon card ending and then we have the Billy Lily ending. There’s probably more stuff there’s other things people said in the Kane’s not able if I tell Teddy that Felix wants to kill him before he signs the contract or something like that There was another ending that I could get so I’ll do that as well I’ll do as much of the game as I can cuz I like this game and I’m really really glad People are enjoying it as well cuz it’s super fun to get in and just do voices You guys know how much I love doing voices in stuff anyway it’s a little tricky when you’re doing all the voices all at once because Normally if you were to do a voice for a game or something You just do one voice you get into that character you get into that So and you do the voice you hone it down and you you crafted whatever but having to do all the voices all at once you kind of get jumbled up sometimes and doing certain voices takes more out of Your throat than other ones like doing a voice like this kinda takes more out of your voice And then doing this one it comes from like down here. You have to yo everything So doing all of them at once and sometimes I kind of forget how some of them sound and then they kind of end up blending together but It’s super fun to try out and super fun to test it around and everything and I like doing voices for character So I’m really glad that you guys enjoy the series as well. I’m having a blast playing this What’s been your favorite mission so far? I’m trying to think which is my one I think Maybe the Nugget one has been my favorite one But the one getting the laser and everything they opposites attract that was really fun finding out The penny was a robot case that April was fine, but it wasn’t anything crazy. This one was kind of fun and The tale of two janitors was fun. This was a good one as well, though I liked the teacher a lot but the teachers voice and no gets his voice are my favorite ones – do I still have to find out some voices for Jerome and Carla because I haven’t Done much with them yet and Billy and Lily. There’s only so many childish voices that I can do But anyway, that’s going to be it for this one. Next time. I’m gonna have to redo my deck of monster Mon cards and Go back into battle and we have to get all the monster Mon cards more episode and that’s going to be a long one But until then Farewell Meet my character should just go back to bed. Nothing bad will happen