The Sexy Coupon Book (Hot Date)

The Sexy Coupon Book (Hot Date)

October 23, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


(upbeat pop music) – Happy Valentine’s Day. I made this for you. – A romantic coupon book. This is fun. Good for one cuddle session. Cute. Free sloppy makeout. Very nice. $3.00 off any large two-topping
pizza from Domino’s. Will this actually work at a Domino’s? – No, it’s a love coupon,
silly, so how it works is you buy a large two-topping pizza and I give you $3.00. – But not if I get a medium
pizza or a three topping pizza. – Right. – Okay. Free shipping on orders of
a hundred dollars or more when you use your Target card. I don’t have a Target card. – Oh, then you won’t qualify. – Hon, these are supposed
to be like, sexy coupons. This is just a regular coupon
book that you made by hand. – I don’t know, I think bed and breakfast in Wine Country is pretty sexy. – So if we went to Napa Valley, you would only chip in 15%? – As long as it was
before August, 2017, yeah. – Half off appetizers and $5.00 drafts at Hoakey’s Sports Lounge. Offer only valid Monday through Thursday. This is their happy hour. – More like their happy
Valentine’s day hour! – Ah! One free sensual massage. Not valid in the US or Canada. – Yeah, giving a massage
is kind of boring, so I figured if we were
in Mexico or Europe or somewhere cool I could deal. – Oh! One romantic candlelit dinner. Now this is a good coupon. – It’s actually a rebate. You pay for the romantic candlelit dinner, and then mail me the receipt and then in three to four months
I will reimburse you. – So, it’s like I’m loaning you money? – Whatever you wanna call it. – Buy two, get one free skydiving. – (gasps) That sounds exciting! – So, you and I go skydiving, but I have to bring a friend and then you’ll pay for what, yourself? How is that a coupon? – Oh, I actually wouldn’t go
skydiving, it’s very dangerous. I would prefer that you didn’t either. – You know what, I will
just use this coupon. One free sloppy makeout, please. – (whispering) What’s the promo code? – Uh, I don’t see a promo code. – (whispering) You have
to log into the website. Fill out a long questionnaire– – Okay forget it. (sighs) – You don’t like your gift? – I guess I just find it
a little disappointing that you gave me this generic coupon book and I got you such a thoughtful gift. A mini-box of chocolate whatever, and flowers from CVS that have since died. – What’s up, the world? From award holders Murph and Amelie comes a new web series called Hot Date. – That’s right, it’s gonna
be coming to you weekly, and if we play our cards
right maybe we’ll actually win one of these. – Yes, these are other people’s … – These are other people’s. – But, we’re holding them
so, who’s the real winner?