The Laboratory – Episode 1: Intro – produced by American College Boys
This is the
laboratory hey I’m Kollbe, a professor at UCF,
Chemistry department. I think I am the best advisor at least what my
students said I tend to agree and I do work with them, eat, playing everything
together and also I play guitar sometimes and that’s what my students
like too so we do Rock & Roll together sometimes, Iike, Pedro join me he’s done his name is Ameya Narkar.
yeah uh cold in here he’s the smartest one in here and I’ll
ok JK its RPI okay because we’re because we’re jackasses it’s like jackass mr. dragon
no tm4 jackass Lord jackass what does that make me God jackass. no jester
jackass bitch! Jester! I am God Jackass. you JJ.. Jester. No, J Juan, bitch
my name is J Juan. JJ! Juan one on top of another Juan.
J. Juan Rivera. His name is Yen. Yen Ta. Vietnamese woman driver in the next episode why we call him that. His name is Ismael. The Alaskan jackass This man
literally wrestled a bear in Alaska for his salmon like he’s not a joke. I never
seen a bear live in the wild. Shut the f.. up. I’m trying to make you sound good oh my god yeah
look you could tell you now Russell shape he’s too scrawny. when you have a beer
running up to you you only have to beat the slowest person. I guess. Shit, I guess I’m
fucked yeah they run it like 35 miles an hour.. Once he catches the slowest guy you’re gonna why Why are you pointing at me like I’m the
slowest guy goddamn do you wanna race I am fuckin break one of your legs not
wheeling away I’ll be good whatever fuck you guys I’m gonna film the more
interesting people you guys are just jerks
Hey hello there this is Elmira and she’s over here just busy not dealing
with our jackass shit look it she’s not amused at all. at all! and who are you see
am i doing intrduce myself yes introduce yourself. okay I’m Jorge.
Jorge, where are you from? Honduras. Honduras! you heard that? He ain’t
playing with y-all. he’s not playing Oh, shit who is that he’s on a very important call ain’t no
fucking with him look at this intensity of his stare he’s about to bite
someone’s head off for this yeah yeah this is only about US.. and EU and JP
and China, they are okay. Did you read the news about hurricane went Puerto Rico? Who went to Puerto Rico? I’m Puerto Rican by the way the
hurricane is going through Puerto Rico. today?
Oh shit! that means we’re about to get the hurricane too. it’s a category one right now. what’s your name? say it for the camera Tim Jones. hey Tim Jones he’s gonna be our
grad student look yeah look at that yeah he gets the keys. dang.
y’all ain’t cool enough to get keeps how do you feel about this new
grad student? first impression? appreciated.. Yep.
That’s his opinion. How do you feel about this new grad student? More labor~! You go to the front desk, and then…
you sign it and give it back to the office… professional researchers.. They graduated… come everyday… 3 am, right? No 3 p.m. and I stayed till 10:00 o clock. PM. On Monday… I usually come later in the day and stayed
till way early in the morning and Yen usually films earlier in the day
like a normal people, and I leave when he comes so morning shift and night shift so it’s
actually a rare occurrence that both of us are here at the same time. hours of like overlap… few hours of overlapping Hello! Main female
character. Her name is Hatice just trying her hardest to ignore me but
eventually she will have to cave to insult me she has to ignore me to insult me. holy
shit yo dead ass I lost you got them one insult one insult for the camera
alginate sucks a single cold line It’s a grumpy old troll? What class are you taking next semester?This semester? Cal 3 Cal 3, by? Instructor? I don’t know… god that’s right I need to pay my tuition…
oh look at that.. You’re sp…. I forgot a piece of delicious pizza and I was like, that he made, I was like”NUT”… he was like “oh no, it doesn’t have any nuts in it, you’re fine!” this is dalyn.. yes we are this is a
reality television show look at that
concentrated look one man one camera one goal, this
summer we are the American College Boys! okay stand by all right fellas okay I know I don’t care of… all these kids do
it Pokemon. It make money. it makes money
whoo that’s good one right there baby money but I guess they consider penny is money I give you another requ…. Sure I’ll take it I dont care Hello boys!… professor! this doctor Ahn, the PI.
Kollbe. rock and roll rock and roll usa motherfucker nah… you know what? How about
you? this is your first time show up early today and you didn’t…. Listen, he’s lying he lying… explain about you! don’t listen to him he lying..
I’m the most responsible student in here I’m always on time
I am on like five different research projects like oh my god… Pedro
is the liar.. no!! he’s always late.. Mac, what do you think? partially true partially true
take them at a chin values. Chin value.. Fu.. you.. BTW, let’s go for lunch
oh luch time… and let’s go all right where we eating? you know I’ll
be fishing…. ah lunches on me as always ha… polling right here. big polling… millionaire over here
fuck yeah let’s go let’s go, lunch all right