# Teach Me How To Factor (WSHS Math Rap Song)

December 2, 2019

Aye! Aye! Teach me how to factor (Aye!) They be like Schultz (what?) Can u teach me how to factor? Ya know why?
Cause all the students after (an A!) All I need is a real good quadratic And for you, you, you to back me up and check it (get it) Get your terms lined up…make ’em high to low Look for a GCF, that’s something everyone should know We got two terms and a minus in the middle Now we cookin’, like flippin’ bacon on a griddle (okay) Both the digits…gotta be perfect squares 1, 4, 9, 16, 25 over here D.O.S. all the students tryin’ get it You gotta recognize…when I spit it (all day) Set up two sets…put an x in each Minus here, plus there…listen when I teach I make the class shine bright when we start to do it This one’s a piece a cake…so I had to do it Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Everybody factor
every, everybody factor Everybody factor
Check my work when I factor! Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Everybody factor
every, everybody factor Everybody factor
Check my work when I factor! I’m Mr. Winner (yeah)
Growin’ up on a tractor (uh-huh) You know I’m from Greenville,
but I teach you how to factor! (yessir) Step up in my class, and all the students hear me If you got three terms, and a plus in the back I hear the class screamin’ like “Aye! This is wack!” Your signs must be the same, when you follow the flow They like “How you do that?” when I factor on the floor Set up two sets, put an x in both The signs in the middle, will be showin’ up the most Three terms! And a plus in the back Your signs will double up like a Wendy’s Double Stack I take this to the class when I show ’em how to factor Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Everybody factor
every, everybody factor Everybody factor
Check my work when I factor! Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Everybody factor
every, everybody factor Everybody factor
Check my work when I factor! Back to the class you know I really like to factor The roots of the quadratic, yeah that’s what I’m after GCF first…then FOIL to check your work We got one more case, so we have to take a look We ’bout to factor, get an answer with two signs This ones the hardest…so listen to my rhymes If you got three terms, and a minus at the end The signs will be different, where they go, that depends The larger of your numbers gets the sign from the middle This problems not too bad, if you study just a little Now pick up your pencil, I don’t wanna hear you fussin’ Teacher swag, got them students with the brains all a bustin’ …Dahhhh! You really gotta get this lesson This problems hot, we just took it out the math oven I like to factor…and get everybody working, I yell “Yeah we do it”…and everybody factors Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Everybody factor
every, everybody factor Everybody factor
Check my work when I factor! Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor Everybody factor
every, everybody factor Everybody factor
Check my work when I factor!