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WE RULE HIGH SCHOOL

– Ugh. Is Freshman Friday real? – SHUT UP! ♪ And if you’re in your locker room, ♪ ♪ just make sure you wear a really long shirt. ♪ ♪ Or else you’ll get ♪ ♪ a boner, and everyone will– ♪ – No, dude, I didn’t want to say that part! – I thought…

By Stanley Isaacs January 20, 2020 100

ADULT MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy! SHUT UP! Hi Carlos! It’s me Ms. Frizzle! And Tim! Wanda! Ralphie! Dorothy Ann! and Arnold! Oh wow, Ms. Frizzle and the gang! Are we going on another adventure? Yeah! Hop in! Let’s take a field trip! Alright! (grunting) Let’s go! Yeah! The class is back together now, (laughter,…

By Stanley Isaacs January 2, 2020 20

EVERY SCHOOL PICTURE DAY EVER

Alright, thank you Tino. Okay, I’m gonna need you put your, uh, hands on your ribs. Okay. Perfect, now puff up your chest. Okay. Okay, now turn your torso to the side. Yes, okay. Now, uh, uh, head down. Head down. Yeah. Yep. Perfect. Okay, here we go. -This is really uncomfortable. Isn’t the photo…

By Stanley Isaacs December 5, 2019 54

EVERY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVER

Where’s my class? (chatter) *bell rings* *everyone screaming and panicking* random kid: WHERE IS MY CLASS!!! Every First Day Of School Ever. *groans* Keith: I’m so tired! Dad: Wake up kiddo! First day! Keith: I know dad! I can’t wait until i’m an adult and I can wake up whenever I want. Dad : Yes……

By Stanley Isaacs November 24, 2019 100

EVERY TEACHER EVER

– Class, we’re gonna try something a little bit different today. No books, no homework– just ideas. O Captain! My Captain! (student screams) (desk bangs) – Awesome. – (narrator) Every teacher ever. – Mr. Berke, can I please go to the bathroom? – I dunno, CAN you? – Fine. May I go? – I don’t…

By Stanley Isaacs November 21, 2019 100