Students React to Crazy College Application Essay Topics, Funny Admissions Video, Best Reactions

Students React to Crazy College Application Essay Topics, Funny Admissions Video, Best Reactions

August 24, 2019 3 By Stanley Isaacs


[Student 1, on left]: On page 217 I … I’m not sure. Showered and then chose a college that actually respected my intelligence? [Student 2] I feel like mine would just be like, “hjfkjhfjkhf.” [1]: Bras will not exist! [2]: I predict that this question will be obsolete.
[1]: Yes. [2]: No. [1]: I can’t. [2]: No! You don’t need to know that!
[1]: You would literally not let me in; I can’t. [2]: I mean, I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been green. [1]: Yes, I agree because I don’t think I can dictate his experience. I’ve never been green. [2]: Plus, I’m pretty inclined to believe Kermit the Frog, he’s pretty truthful.
[1]: He seems pretty trustworthy. [1]: I mean, not if I’m Miss Piggy, If I’m Miss Piggy I probably don’t think so. Yeah, who am I answering this question? What are they assuming about my identity—as an applicant? Well whatever, I’m a pig, so no. He has cheated on me too many times. [2]: He gets recording contracts and he’s a movie star…
[1]: He never calls her back. [2]: Like, Kermit just gets to do whatever he wants. I think it might actually just be easy being green. [1]: It’s so easy being green! It’s not easy being pink!
[2:] Yeah.
[Both In unison]: Yeah! [2:] I agree.
[1]: You know who’s out there doing the difficult work on pinkness?
[2]: Miss Piggy! [1]: Miss Piggy and Nicki Minaj.
[2]: Yes. [1]: Okay?
[2]: It aint easy being pink. [1]: Yeah. So we need to reframe this question. [2]: I feel like hell is answering this question.
[1]: …yeah… [2]: This is a college application, right? Aren’t I already taking a risk? [1]: I’m taking such a risk. …I realize that they think this is a game? But I’m risking my future. I don’t know… [2]: That’s kinda a risk.
[1]: Is that big enough? [2]: I mean, also how much are they charging for this application fee? [1]: Take a risk? How about Ijust send them a copy of my student loan agreement?
[2]: Yeah! Like that’s a big risk. [1]: That’s more than a 150 words…
[2]: It is!
[1]: That’s a lot of words. [2]: I would like it if Waldo found himself. You know? Like, maybe he just went to South Africa and found himself.
[1]: Wow. [2]: And he was like, “It’s all here now.” [1]: I think he did. I think there’s a gripping tale about how waldo, you know, in the midst of fighting Apartheid, discovered himself. [2]: Yeah. And he was like, “man, you know, there’s no need for these stripes, this stark contrast between colors.” [1]: “Why the red? Why the white?”
[2]: “Why apartheid?” [2]: He just takes off his shirt and walks off into the sunset. [1]: Can we talk about my financial aid?