SMG4: Mario University

SMG4: Mario University

November 5, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


Glitchy Boy Productions Presents… IN SPONSOR WITH SMG4 One day… at a university A Very long speech that’s GABAGE.. WAIT… MEMEOLOGY? HECK YEAH! Mario: Woah! *Italian Gibberish* Ooh hoo hoo! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Luigi: Mama mia… Ohhhhh… Toad is disappointed. *Victory* *crickets* SMG4: Lika a Sambody! SMG4:That’s-a so much monay! HOLY SHIT!!! OOOOOOOOOhhhh! Well now… Bob: MoNeY?! I lIkE mOnEy! HoLy ShIt, I’m DoWn! ♪Here comes the money!♪ “Here we go!” ♪Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money! Dollar Dollar, Dollar Dollar.♪ Meggy: *gibberish* ( As what? ) *Meggy gibberish* AH, YEEEEESSS! 馃榾 Bell: RING RING RING! (RETURN OF THE FUCKING RING RING RING: THE MOVIE) Luigi: MAMA MIA! ( wow luigi.. wow ) *Cry* Ohhhhh… Waaaaaa! Mama Mia… ( JUST DO IT ) *Gibberish while Kamek talks.* Luigi: Wait, sambody! You talk like-a too fast for me! Slow down, alright? LUIGI DIES INSIDE (CALL 911 NOW!) 2easy4me *He is preparing for the Keyboard Touch Olympics 2017* *Le touch* *Apple 95 Starting up* (…) (What.) Luigi: I’m de best! I’m de best! I’M DE BEEEEEEEST!!!!! Swag!Swag!Swag!Swag!Swag! Bell: RING RING RING! *le hammer whack x3* Kermit: All right! All right! Shut the hell up, bitches. Court is now in session. Mario, you’re accused of raiding and trashing this college’s cafeteria earlier today. How do you plead? (Mario: No!) Mario: IT WASN’T ME! (It was Sanic!) Waluigi: Wahaha! Let’s Go! Ho Ho! SMACK *Rip in pepperonis table 500 BC to 2017* Meggy: * squid gibberish * Waluigi: OBJECTION!!! HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH???!!!!!!!!! *Distorted Waa’s* (Ded) WALUIGI! HAHA! WAHAHA Meggy: *Shock*
Mario: WOAH! Kermit: Oh shit! Really? *Proof* (Hey! He threw the spaghetti plate away.) Waluigi: WAHEY! WAHAHA! *Are you shore about that* PANIC HITS MEGGY HAMMERTIME! Kermit: Orders orders! shut the fuck up, everybody. please, thank you. Mario: WOAH! OOHOOHOOHOO! I’LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9’s A NUMBER NINE LA- Kermit: Shut up, you fat piece of shit! Waluigi: OH YEAH! Meggy: Objection! *Le head shake* *Same old squid gibberish* Waluigi: ERR WAAAT??? *Proof replayed at 250 FPS* (HOLY SHIT!) Meggy: *Gibberish* (Yeah, That’s pretty true.) (Einstein confirmed!) Waluigi: Na-NANI!!!!! Meggy: *Some More Gibberish* (WHO) SMG4: *Nom Nom Nom Nom* ( oohhh, i get it. SMG4 Had no food so he wanted to find some food. ) OOO my ass! (Who will make the bloopers then?) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (…Well shit.) Kermit: Huh, Well good job Meggy. You passed your first practical exam. Meggy: *saying thanks* Kermit: And now can someone go get that asshole?!?! Bell: RING RING RING! Mario: OH BOY! *I can’t translate italian?* (Translation: I want to be a doctor even though i am already a doctor, YAAAAAYYYY!!!) Mario: Haha! Hmm… Random Doctor: PUUUUUUSH! KEEP PUSHING! How is that even possible?! (she had *** with mario) Another Random Doctor: You have Terminal 7 Brain Cancer I don’t even know what that means, but it’s bad… (Brain Cancer is not a joke, and we do not intend to make a joke of it…) Soldier: No! I do not have permission to die! (HOW COULD YOU SMG4!!) ♪I will survive!♪ *ded* R.I.P Soldier (1963-2017) DAFUQ IT’S His Brain!!! Headless Soldier: Ah Shit… Well, I guess that’s it. Awwww man… Medic: *laughing* Excellent! *laughing* *heart banging* *Dying inside* Teacher: No. No! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Mario: Oh yeah! *Gibberish* (Translation: I will prove to them i can be a doctor even though I failed my medical exam, YAAAAAYYYYYY!!!) Dr Wily: Alright! Alright! What’s going on in he- Mario: Yahoo! Hoohoo! OMG HE GOT RAPED! Dr. Mario: Haha! It’s a Mario time! Medic: *PAIN* Dr. Mario: Hey Stinky! Ha ha! Oh yeah! HERE WE GO!! (It’s Gonna Pinch Son!) ♪The something’s connected to the…red thing♪ ♪The red thing’s connected to my pingas♪ That’s-a so nice! *ded* (that was not just a pinch…) Mario: Yahoo! WAHOO! YEAH! *Writing* 1000% Real (lol not really) HERE WE GO!!! YAHOO! Bell: (Fucking) RING RING RING! *Splatoon music in the background* Buzzy Beetle: AHAHAHAHA Monty Mole and Koopa: ♪Oompa-loompa, doopity-do!♪ Monty Mole: ZOOMBALA! Boo: Yea Boi! Dafuq? *oof* *DED* Bob-Omb: U WOT?!?! Mole: Oh, shit! *ded* Koopa: *gibberish* Random Teacher: SHUT UP!!! *teacher ded* They Will Serve You Good! (or not) *Goomba ded* Shroomy: Oh, that doesn’t sound too bad…I love working with kids. Aw look at that. Isn’t that sweet? They’re murdering each other. (he is strong though, he defeated waluigi and wario) You are an awful teacher! Teacher: (outside) WOHOO! WOHOO! YEAH! YEAH! Worst Guy In SMG4 World(WGISW): Don’t worry, Peach, I got this under control! *Whistle* *Killing a old man* Mole: WAT? Shroomy: Oh golly gee! Okay, who’s ready to learn, kids? “Normal reaction when someone sees Shroomy” *Normal reaction when I see an enemy attack* Oh hey now! That’s no way to behave in the classroom! You will DED (WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!) Shroomy: Oh boy, look. A grenade. I can’t have that in my classroom. Sound effects later… Random Teacher: Oh, fu- (told ya) *BOOM* Shroomy: Oh, Peach. I can’t handle all these kids. What are we gonna do? Peach: I GOT THIS! (See?) Shut yer mouth! I’m gonna give you 5 across the ass! *Goomba Slap: The Movie* *Goomba Slap 2: Danger Of Slapping* Peach: You fooking son of a bitch… (TRIGGERED) YOU’RE GETTING A 7 ACROSS THE ASS! So help me God, I’ll slap you in the face! *fu**ing Eachtoher* *instant attention* (good) Peach: Now everyone, turn to page #67. Bell: RING RING RING! Professor: *Gibberish* (We Can’t Guaranteed It’s Gibberish…) **Captions Are Not Here, It’s Up There** Wario: Oh my god!! Kill me now! Professor: Hey! x6 Professor Cartman: Shut yer goddamn mouth! Professor Heavy: AHH! *DED* My groin! (How did they get a table?!) (They threw it, Obviously.) Bowser and Wario: AHAHAHAHA! *Talking bullshit* Ok :3 *BOWSER PUNCH* *OOF* Wario: AHAHAHAHA *beep* Wario: Wahahahaha! Excellent! Have a rotton day! ♪Do the hustle!♪ THIS (HUSTLE) ♪Do the hustle!♪ IS (BE) Police Man: What would you like, sir? “VERY” APPROPRIATE (GOOD) *le Hustlin’* SMG4 (SMG4) IS (YOU) VERY (MIGHT) GOOD (GO) FOR (TO) CHILDREN (JAIL) CRI (MY) EVERYDAY (GOD) NOW (DIE) Bell: RING RING RING! Naked teacher: (Untranslatable gibberish: The Movie) (Comes Out November 13, 2002.) Bob: YeAh BiTcHeS, I cAn’T wAiT! Man with panties: (Untranslatable gibberish 2: Gibberish City) (Premieres November 15, 2004) YEAH! *Why am i translating gibberish?* (because you are a slave puny mortal) (Untranslatable Gibberish 3: The Attack) (Premieres November 17, 2006) (yeah) (Untranslatable Gibberish 4: The Gibberish Law) *Premires November 19, 2008* (mortal) :/ [You’re seeing it now] Bob: LoL, tHaT kInDa LoOks LiKe Me #rElAtAbLe Illuminati Confirmed He is amazed… (Untranslatable Gibberish 4: The Gibberish Law) *Premieres November 21, 2010* Bob: Um YeAh! (Untranslatable Gibberish 5: The Gibberish Sword) (Premieres November 23, 2012) WoW rEaLlY? YeAh, I cAn ShOw U gUyS! So shrek is responsible to make SMG4? just asking (call 800-567-BOBS for a free Bob!) WhAt’S uP, bItChEs WeLcOmE 2 MTV JuNk. LeT’s Go! (YOUR FAMOUS!!!) ThIs Is ThE rEcYcLaBlE sEcTiOn ThEsE aRe ThE oNeS tHaT kIlL dOlPhInS. AwEsOmE, rIgHt? Dolphin: Please! Please bring amberlamps! Bob: ShUt Up, JoN! OvEr HeRe, We JuSt HaVe ReGuLaR tRaSh U gUyS mAy NoT lIkE iT bUt I dO sO, sCrEw U! *liking* (more like licking) LaSt, We HaVe My HoUsE ThIs Is WhErE I sTaY aLl DaY eVeRydaY aNd Um, YeA! [Do you have parents?] *MLG* Bell: RING RING RING! Toadsworth: Hehehe! Woohoo! Toadsworth: HOLY SHIT!!!! Toad: Hey, y’all! How ya doing? [Toadsworth is Micheal Jackson confirmed :”}] Okay, bye! Bell: RING RING RING! Ms Hoover[Shroomy in disguise]: Okay welcome class. For today’s lesson, we’re going to be inspecting some rocks I brought in. Make sure you look closely because it may have some AIDS within the rocks. dafug? (And….) Boopkins: Ms. Hoover? Ms.Hoover: What? What is it? I ate my rock! Can I have a new one? Ms Hoover: Eating rocks? OK, that is a bit strange, but that’s okay… I’ll get you a new one…Here you go. Boopkins: Ms. Hoover? I ate my rock again! Ms Hoover: Oh my fucking god… [More Hustlin’] *SMACK!* Ms Hoover: ALRIGHT, YOU LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHIT! THIS IS YOUR LAST ROCK! OKAY?! SO DON’T, OR ELSE ANOTHER ONE!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?! No Fishy: uhhhh… Boopkins: But it looks so yummy! what kind of slap is that? Ms Hoover: Are you deaf in the ears, you little shit? [boopkins is f***ed] Don’t do that- don’t. DON’T TOUCH IT! Am I speaking Chinese or something? DON’T DON’T TOUCH IT!!! Boopkins: *eating rock* Ms Hoover: FOR FUCKS SAKE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT IT!!!!! [having a seizure after watching shet] Boopkins: Hey, you gonna eat that? Bell: RING RING RING! Kermit: Congratulations, Class of 2017! You managed to graduate within the last nine minutes of this video. Some of you did exceptionally well in your courses, Example:Mario, Meggy, Luigi, Peach, and Toad while most of you failed so badly that we just want you to get out of this college already! 馃榾 Example:Boopkins, Bob, Bowser, Wario Bros. Mario: Haha! Oh yeah! *Gibberish* Yeah! Hahaha! Luigi: Mama mia… Kermit: It’s my honor to say that you’ve all officially graduated! All: YAY!!! (mario throws his “degree” in the air while other throws their hats) Wario: Excellent! Yahoo! ♪Do the hustle!♪ MORE ♪Do the hustle!♪ HUSTLING LIKE CRAZY JUST WHAT I NEED IT Bob: WaIt… BiTcH hOlD uP… WhErE tHe HeLl Is ThE mOnEy?! *dun* SMG4 CHE-nevermind… SMG4: OOOhh! Uh-oh, spaghetti-os… Bob: WhAt? MoRe WoRk?! ThAt WaSn’T pArT oF tHe DeAl! Mario: Oh you got to be f*cking with me! GET THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!! SMG4: Uh wait wait wait! AAAAAAAAAA Kermit: OK everyone, look this way! Everybody say cheese for their graduation photo! RIP SMG4 (What a bootiful photo!)