Now Streaming on the App – Ronny Chieng: International Student
– Ronny, can you hear me?
– Yeah, I can hear you. – Don’t get anyone pregnant!
– No one’s getting pregnant. Yes, I know condoms
are not 100 percent effective. Yes, I know you’re supposed to
roll it all the way down the
shaft. I gotta go. No, I was… talking to my mom. – Morning, everyone.
– I’m Ronny. – And welcome…
– I’m Ashley.
– …to your first day of law school. You go, Ronny Chieng! – Go make a half-white,
– We’re just friends, man. Well, you are one heartbeat
away from looking at her
differently. – This is Australian
rules football, huh?
– I guess. Oh my god, that guy just jumped
on that other guy’s face. Ronny Chieng from international
house? Uh, just having a fight. Yo, I will move when I am
goddamn ready to move and not
one second earlier. Nah, I reckon you’ll start
moving right now, Chieng. Oh yeah? That character is hilarious. I’m actually not doing a
character right now, I’m just
talking. – You feeling pumped?
– I’m moderately pumped.