Kenan Disrupts His High School Graduation Ceremony | Kenan & Kel | NickRewind

Kenan Disrupts His High School Graduation Ceremony | Kenan & Kel | NickRewind

October 18, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


HEY, YOU GUYS SEEN
PRINCIPAL HORN YET? YEAH. SHE’S RIGHT UPSTAIRS
LOOKING AT YOU. HEY, WATCH IT. SORRY. OH. HA HA HA. NICE GOWN. JUST KEEP WALKING,
MR. MOUTH. HEY, KENAN, LOOK. YOU’RE PARENTS
ARE WAVING AT YOU. YES! GO, BABY. I WISH MY PARENTS
WERE HERE. THEY’RE AWAY ON BUSINESS. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS
DO ANYWAY? I NEVER REALLY KNOW. OH. WELL, MY DAD’S
A ROCKET SCIENTIST AND MY MOM’S A BRAIN SURGEON. OH. WOW! UH…UH…UH, HEY. YOU LOST YOUR CAP. N-NO, I DIDN’T. YES, YOU DID! HEY! DOMINIQUE ADAMS. PAUL ALLEN. CHRIS ANDERSON… SORRY I’M LATE. WHAT’S GOING ON? THEY’RE HANDING OUT
THE DIPLOMAS. SO FAR, IT’S A
BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY. I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND
WHY KENAN’S NAME ISN’T IN THE PROGRAM. IT’S NOT
IN THE PROGRAM? NO. Principal Horn:
MARIA “RUNNING BEAR” KIM. KEL, I THINK
YOU’RE UP NEXT. KEL EINSTEIN
HYPOTHALAMUS KIMBALL. WOW! THAT’S ME! WHOO! I GRADUATED! OH, YEAH! OH, I LOVE YA, LOVE YA,
LOVE YA, LOVE YA, LOVE YA! OH! WHOO! OH! OH, THANK YOU! THANK YOU! OH! OH. HOLY HICKAFIRE! BOY AIN’T WEARING PANTS. GRANDMA, LET ME SEE,
LET ME SEE. LET ME–LET ME! WHOO! CONGRATULATIONS,
KEL. THANKS, MAN. NOW I HAVE TO GET
A DIPLOMA. YOU DON’T SUPPOSE A BIG,
GIANT BULLDOZER’S GONNA COME CRASHING
THROUGH THE STANDS AND DISRUPT GRADUATION
BEFORE I HAVE TO GO UP THERE, DO YOU? I DOUBT IT. ALL RIGHT. WELL… NEXT NAME SHE CALLS,
I’M GONNA… Principal Horn:
MARY SUE LABITINSKY. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? SHE PRONOUNCED KENAN’S
NAME WRONG. AND NOW, SENIOR CLASS
VALEDICTORIAN, SHARLA MORRISON, HAS
A FEW WORDS TO SHARE WITH US. HEY, WHEN’S KENAN
GIVING HIS SPEECH? MY BATTERY’S
RUNNING LOW. OH, HERE, UNCLE LOU. I GOT YOU AN EXTRA BATTERY. I DON’T WANT YOU
TO MISS A MINUTE OF THIS. THANK YOU,
PRINCIPAL HORN, FELLOW STUDENTS,
FACULTY, FAMILY, AND FRIENDS. AS I LOOK OUT ON
THE SENIOR CLASS THIS MORNING, I JUST WANT TO SAY– HERE’S KENAN! THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
SHARLA, FOR THAT LOVELY INTRODUCTION. WHEN THEY ASKED ME
TO GIVE THIS S-SPEECH, BECAUSE THEY DID ASK ME, I WAS REMINDED
OF THE LOVELY WORDS BY THE POET, UH… WILLIAM, UH…LONG– JONES, III. AHEM! HE SAID, UH… “WHEN YOU DREAM… “MAKE SURE YOU DON’T
FALL ASLEEP ON THE BUS OR YOU MISS YOUR STOP.” HAPPY GRADUATION! NOT SO FAST, KENAN! WHAT? YOU WANTED
A LONGER SPEECH? NO. I WANT YOU
TO TELL EVERYONE HERE EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE DOING. ALL RIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HEY, KENAN! I GOT THAT BULLDOZER
YOU WANTED! YEAH! WHOO! YEAH! HAPPY GRADUATION! YEAH!