Infomercial: For-Profit Online University | Adult Swim August 16, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs Related posts: College Degrees That Earn The Most Money College education is failing us all. Can we design something better? First Generation Students At The University of Rochester Scholarslip: A documentary about the student debt crisis CategoryArticles BlogTagsadult swim Adult Swim (Organization) and college degree for-profit online university infomercial Infomercial (TV Genre) internet profit the university you 100 Comments prj0l1 says: June 25, 2019 at 4:05 pm now i ve very high educated Reply Chris Voss says: June 25, 2019 at 7:45 pm I love how Jesus killed every body!!!!😀 NE NE NE!!!!# Reply raz gaz says: June 25, 2019 at 9:07 pm i aspire to be like howard. Reply Chris Sleepsick says: June 25, 2019 at 11:22 pm 5:49 "Describe what the deafs looked like"LMAO Reply weavergrad says: June 26, 2019 at 12:19 pm AIO. Reply Joe Boorer says: June 29, 2019 at 8:24 pm "This isn't a scam, like real college!" LOL Reply Brian Gray says: June 30, 2019 at 3:58 am H.O.W.A.R.D is marketable to teenagers for centuries! Reply Ol Jerz Bastard says: June 30, 2019 at 8:22 pm I LOL’d so loud at “Thought Coins” Reply Smallgremlin Gremlin says: July 1, 2019 at 6:29 pm This is too savage lmao Reply K August says: July 1, 2019 at 10:58 pm #Educustomers Reply Brock B says: July 2, 2019 at 5:07 am This is hilarious and horrifying at the same time. The industry is just about there! Reply stryker says: July 4, 2019 at 7:41 am so Howard has 60,162,208,615 thoughtcoins, that's 752,027,607 dollars, which means 86,068,967 panera breads. Reply The2005rwb says: July 5, 2019 at 5:41 pm A R EY O UH O W A R D Reply Curtis Wolfenberger says: July 6, 2019 at 8:13 am Howard made this to introduce himself to the world Reply Saleam Singleton says: July 6, 2019 at 8:10 pm What in da f✨ck did my depression just watch 😂 Reply Thomas William Moore says: July 8, 2019 at 2:47 am me me im a howard boy sounds like the plan for me try their system you'll like it du….du….dudu.duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu thanks howard Reply John Smith says: July 10, 2019 at 1:57 am Who is Howard?!? Reply LJTwiggy says: July 10, 2019 at 8:17 am Just get an auto clicker and click no over 400 clicks a second. Reply Rivers Newman says: July 18, 2019 at 10:26 pm Howard is sneaky at snw.us Reply Vincent Rubino says: July 21, 2019 at 5:44 am This is like Trump University but with a slicker video! haha Reply J C says: July 22, 2019 at 6:20 pm I ‘ M – A – D I G I T A L – F A R M E R(I’m definitely not Howard…)(But I got mad Panera Bread hookups for anyone who tells me their real name)#IAMNOTHOWARD Reply charlie bucket says: July 24, 2019 at 5:47 am Made possible by Betsy DeVos Reply Michael G says: July 24, 2019 at 7:12 am 11 minutes wasn’t enoughI need… More. Reply The Guy Nobody Really Likes says: July 24, 2019 at 7:36 am Students find jobs as Digital Gardeners and work for 20 hours a day. Reply Wai Moe says: July 25, 2019 at 9:00 am 8.75$ for a panera bread? Reply Garou says: July 26, 2019 at 6:49 am I want some sALTedAngel69 Reply Garou says: July 26, 2019 at 7:01 am This fucking HOWARD's got me tense. They keep mentioning him like he's some devil in an indie horror game. Reply Adam Brown says: July 26, 2019 at 2:01 pm I'm happy to see a proud Onion New Network interviewee is also a professor at my favorite University. Reply Captain Matticus says: July 26, 2019 at 7:04 pm I still can't tell if HOWARD is a hero or a villain. Reply Kent Rail says: July 27, 2019 at 10:28 am I'm concerned. It's already glitched once and you know what Adult Swim does on their infomercials. Reply F0rr0r says: July 27, 2019 at 12:22 pm "Were there deafs at the Panera?""Describe what the deafs looked like" Reply gooigigigigi says: July 27, 2019 at 5:44 pm We all just want to make each other money. It's like playing 2 player Swords and Pentacles Reply Brandon Venable says: July 28, 2019 at 5:31 am I'm addicted to swords & pentacles Reply Priest Morrison says: July 28, 2019 at 10:46 am For YOUR money! …..they uh, dont mince werds!!! Reply prime 74 says: July 28, 2019 at 1:58 pm Who the hell is howerd Reply moner benkhla says: July 28, 2019 at 9:51 pm i dislike this because i like anti israel professors Reply Klony says: July 30, 2019 at 12:13 pm Who the fuck? Reply archont says: July 30, 2019 at 4:36 pm Better black mirror episode than season 4. Reply elvis316 says: July 30, 2019 at 9:25 pm I am proud to represent FPOU and argue with a Panera manager. Reply Scotto Hough says: July 30, 2019 at 10:15 pm Dam where can i sign up? Reply meowzerzzz says: July 30, 2019 at 11:43 pm I ❤ Nicole! Reply phodder says: August 1, 2019 at 5:42 am 10:36 H:OWARD knows Reply super nerd says: August 1, 2019 at 2:59 pm of course on line and for profit schools are a scam…that are quickly collapsing. but getting a basket weaving degree from a "real college" is a scam too. no… gender studies, ethnic studies, social justice, sociology, and philosophy are not real degrees. Reply Pene De Rinoceronte says: August 1, 2019 at 5:14 pm I am an FPOU grad, and I now own and operate my own religion. Reply peudroid says: August 1, 2019 at 11:57 pm Howard told me nothingin this makes any sense Reply Joseph Stalin says: August 2, 2019 at 3:20 am I was expecting social commentary, not an SCP. Reply Flower Pot says: August 2, 2019 at 7:14 am "Our students pay a nominal fee for a fee nominal education." 😂😂😂😂 Reply Erin Meow says: August 2, 2019 at 9:18 am OMG H.O.W.A.R.D. MADE THIS INFOMERCIAL. Reply Pat O'Donnell says: August 2, 2019 at 4:37 pm Fucking Howard Reply Brittany Wilkins says: August 2, 2019 at 11:33 pm I'm a digital gardener! 😂😂😂😂😂 Reply lol zy says: August 3, 2019 at 3:21 am WHO THE FUCK IS HOWARD Reply TenebrionDF says: August 3, 2019 at 5:17 am Guys, this is not appropriate for Children. You shouldn't have let me let my children watch this, because I don't have children. And it's not appropriate. Reply Robert Nicholls says: August 3, 2019 at 4:17 pm This is really good social commentary. Reply T2P 2012 says: August 3, 2019 at 7:46 pm Knowledge cloud ? Thought Coin? 😂 Reply Orphan Bear says: August 3, 2019 at 9:25 pm Classic. College students are to stupid to realize all University is a business that generates cash flow. But their school told them they were a charity. And they believed it. Reply Sean Haggard says: August 3, 2019 at 11:24 pm Howard Reply Billy Butts says: August 4, 2019 at 1:28 am adult swim sketches operate on a whole different playing field Reply Vishnu K says: August 4, 2019 at 2:26 am If Wikipedia had microtransactions Reply O Soul says: August 4, 2019 at 3:24 pm Three minutes of funny crammed into to ten, good job!!! Reply WXRBL666 says: August 4, 2019 at 4:47 pm the asian girl at the end is really cute…. Reply monderigon says: August 4, 2019 at 7:01 pm I literally had a suicide in my community college library 😟 Reply Marc Roy says: August 4, 2019 at 7:16 pm my second fucking life has never looked any better Reply antti janhunen says: August 4, 2019 at 9:00 pm I was expecting this to be a comedy sketch but 1 minute in I realised there wasn't a joke coming and it was just genuine rubbish. Reply Artie Rupinen says: August 5, 2019 at 4:03 am insert edgy PragerU joke here Reply Don't, Jim Angius says: August 5, 2019 at 11:00 am I love this! Haha Reply Don't, Jim Angius says: August 5, 2019 at 11:05 am Jesus Christ….. Reply Don't, Jim Angius says: August 5, 2019 at 11:08 am So it’s H.O.W.A.R.D.? Reply Don't, Jim Angius says: August 5, 2019 at 11:08 am Oh ok, we’re gonna learn about him. Reply Don't, Jim Angius says: August 5, 2019 at 11:10 am In what format do3s this air on Adult Swim? Reply Don't, Jim Angius says: August 5, 2019 at 11:11 am Oh my god, that inspirational piano music….. Reply hakayma says: August 5, 2019 at 5:00 pm how you call this, mr. robot Reply domothepilot says: August 5, 2019 at 7:10 pm Is that the tech lead? Reply Adelaide Watts says: August 5, 2019 at 9:20 pm The prof at 0:53 is also a columnist on the Onion News Network. I, for one, trust him. Reply wayupn says: August 5, 2019 at 10:31 pm "inspired by trump university" Reply Phil M says: August 6, 2019 at 5:51 am Oh this must be the promo video for trump university Reply mr19zee says: August 6, 2019 at 12:32 pm Someone make this into a short TV series please. Reply Insidious Vidz says: August 6, 2019 at 1:48 pm 6:27 On the wall that is a picture of the dead Saddam Hussein son LOL Reply John Goldsteinsmanblattcohen says: August 6, 2019 at 5:19 pm 1:39 Oh thank god. :^) Reply Nicholas James says: August 6, 2019 at 5:43 pm Friggin’ Howard. Reply Israel And the blue coats says: August 6, 2019 at 8:21 pm EA the school Reply Connor Wadley says: August 6, 2019 at 10:25 pm ”I have two businesses that compete with each other”r/unexpectedTF2 Reply ballz says: August 6, 2019 at 10:26 pm As a victim of Library Suicide I'm glad to finally see a college that works FOR the students Reply P Sher says: August 6, 2019 at 10:44 pm Schools should just have AIs enroll in Online Courses and apply for expensive student loans (that theyll never pay back). College Enrollment Numbers Would Up & the Attendance Crisis averted! Reply Traiano Welcome says: August 7, 2019 at 5:17 pm You laugh now … Reply Nick C says: August 7, 2019 at 7:55 pm Why don’t I ever get sick of this video Reply scrump stitch says: August 7, 2019 at 9:54 pm Wooooooahhhh! I knew the glitches through it was something Reply catklyst says: August 8, 2019 at 10:18 am Second life and vr chat in a nutshell. Reply AdrianLikesToSkate says: August 8, 2019 at 2:32 pm yo this is just gta online Reply Matt Polston says: August 8, 2019 at 10:21 pm PragerU in a nutshell Reply microwavebenis says: August 10, 2019 at 12:15 am Traditional university is a fucking meme, it’s a bubble that is soon to burst, accredation means nothing when your field is saturated. Elon musk had it right, he wants people with skills, not a piece of paper. Traditional university is nothing but a degree mill where you pay through the nose for the illusion that your education matters more. It’s so funny to see this was made in 2014, so much has changed so quickly, traditional universities for the most part are going to go the way of the dinosaur and this in retrospect seems like paid shilling. Reply I Climb Everything says: August 10, 2019 at 4:28 am this usadude1981 character is a bit of a retard Reply Meth 547 says: August 10, 2019 at 7:40 am "0:08" – every Silicon Valley Company Ever Reply Matthew Chandler says: August 10, 2019 at 10:48 am I lost it at (0:11) easily one of the greatest spoofs of all time…all the bullshit nonsensical jargon they spit-out both looks and sounds like GOSH-DARN every for-profit commercial I have ever heard. TOP LOLS!!! Reply MikelosM says: August 10, 2019 at 11:18 am "Bots are just like people. Most of them are good, but some have been changed by circumstance." shows black bot Reply Something Orother says: August 12, 2019 at 6:44 am …no anti israel professors?🙁 y tho Reply No One Knows says: August 12, 2019 at 8:50 am My alma mater. Reply Tim Lavin says: August 13, 2019 at 5:06 pm "We gave H.O.W.A.R.D. one hundred million thoughtcoins in an attempt to placate him…but H.O.W.A.R.D. tricked us." Reply Sean Owens says: August 15, 2019 at 6:41 pm I'm surprised thought coins haven't become an actual ICO yet. Reply Paul Bunch says: August 15, 2019 at 11:46 pm Ohhhh shit. That sexy big girl is Nicole Byer Reply Juan Galt says: August 16, 2019 at 2:26 am Bro. DU IT. I'm in Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.