How to graduate

How to graduate

October 15, 2019 2 By Stanley Isaacs


Oh! Magnificent. Magnificent!
You guys have done it again! Oh hi! I’m Keith Brockett. You may
remember me from such classic films as Rat-festation and the Kung Fu Menace.
(No one’s heard of your films!) I’ve also been a proud part of Melbourne
University’s graduation some years now. And today I’ll be giving a few tips on
what to do. Now, there’s a little bit to cover but full details are on our
website. Be sure to check it out once this video is over.
First, the boring stuff. You need to RSVP if you’re going to get into the hottest
party of the year. One staff concession please.
You can book your tickets online. Once your order is processed, we’ll email you your ticket
with seating information. Aren’t you a lucky ducky! Dress code!
Graduations is a formal event. You want to look fierce for all your photo ops. Thongs, singlets and shorts are a fashion don’t! Stilettos are okay, just as long as
you’re comfortable — you’ll be doing some walking. On the day, you’ll need to make
your way to graduand registration. Be prepared. Give yourself plenty of time.
Try to beat the queue if you can. Next, you’ll be dressed by our team of
personal stylists, so you don’t have to worry about a thing! Oh Gino, you are a maestro! Grazie. You have time now to relax and mingle in
the forecourt area. Just make sure you get into the building before the final bell. All graduands must enter and exit via the northern entrance. Once inside, you must make your way to your allocated seat. A friendly usher will show you the way.
Oh, thank you. Oh sorry…sorry. Oh yep. Nope oh. Oh sorry, oh. Oh my! Remember what I said about comfortable shoes? A staff member will let you know when it’s time to line up. When your name is called, follow the
arrows, receive your certificate and look hot for the camera! So relax! You’re going to do great. There’ll be lots of staff support before, during and after the ceremony. We’ll even throw you a big party once it’s all over. The most important thing is to have fun.
Cheers mate! We’ve got you covered and you’ve
been waiting years for this!