How Being In Public Feels: Men VS Women

How Being In Public Feels: Men VS Women

August 15, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


– Oh no. (deep bell ring) This creepy guy keeps messaging me. – Ugh, what is he saying. – He said, “I’m going to kill
myself if you don’t respond,” and then he just wrote, “Marry
me,” like a thousand times. – Gross, I never know what
to say with guys like that. (ding) – You should just friend him. I do that with the women
who reach out to me online, and we usually just have a nice chat, hey maybe even a date or two. – Oh ho ho, you dog. (suspenseful door slam) – Yeah, I guess I don’t want
to interact with him further, and I definitely don’t
want to meet him in person. – What? It’s great meeting new
people; you should try it. You know, I love going to bars by myself just to meet new people. – That’s fun. – I would never go to a bar alone. Oh my gosh, it’s so much safer in a group, especially if you’re drinking. – Absolutely. And I don’t wanna get roofied. I have three friends who have
been and it’s terrifying. – Yes, I get that. One time I roofied myself, just to see what the high would be like. Honestly, not a fan. – Really? – Yeah. – I don’t know why anyone
would choose to do that. – I just like having cool experiences. – We like to have cool experiences too; we’re just gonna avoid bars
unless we’re with people. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bars are overrated. Now, you know what I love? Taking long walks alone at night. – Oh, no. – The later the better. I do my best thinking done then. – I’d be clutching my
phone the entire time. – Oh no. Now, you leave your phone at home. That way you don’t look
at Facebook or Instagram. You’d be in the moment now. (thunder) – If my phone doesn’t have
at least 90% battery life, I’m not leaving my house. I need to always be ready to call 911. – Same, always. – You should get an extra battery back. I have one, because I spend
all day scrolling on Instagram. Just put it in my front pocket and I can scroll all day long. – [Both] We don’t have big enough pockets. – Oh, just carry it or
something; I don’t know. – But we’re already carrying keys, in one hand, as a weapon
and mace in the other. – You use the mace so you
have time to call 911. – You could take the bus if
you don’t wanna walk around. There’s always tons of people on that. – But the bus can be especially creepy. – Yeah. I’ve had some terrible
things happen to me on it. – Never sit
– I sat – [Both] In gum. – Yes!
– Oh man! It’s gross. – So gross. – But I’ve never been a bus guy anyway. I like to take an Uber
and get there faster. (thunder) – I took an Uber from
parking spot to my apartment last night, because I
was too afraid to walk, and the Uber driver yelled
at me for wasting his time! – I actually had a pretty
bad night myself last night. Cop saw me peeing outside and
tried to give me a ticket. – Why were you peeing outside? – Because I was at a movie and
the line was too long, okay! – Urine is a natural thing. Why does society force you to be ashamed of something
that’s a part of life? – Amen. – Periods! – Breast feeding in public! – [Both] Female orgasms! – So you’re saying I
shouldn’t pee outside? – Hi, it’s Katie Marovitch
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