High School Bully | Lele Pons

November 20, 2019 0 By Stanley Isaacs

Yo guys, Lunch money now! Welcome to Miami Country Dade Lele: Whats going on over there? Yo you. Where’s your money? You didn’t give me anything boy. WHERE’S MY MONEY??? I- I don’t have it I didn’t bring my lunch money. GO! GO! Give me my money! I don’t have any money Lele: What happened? W-What was that? You don’t want to know. That guy is trouble. Anyway, This is Ms. Barten— Lele: Wait Wait Wait Who is that guy? Well everyone calls him Deadzone. But his real name is Conner. Lele: Well what is his story? A couple weeks ago, he cut someones finger off. Lele: No, no I’m not saying it like that. Like what is his past story Legend has it, it started in elementry school. He used to be a lover, fell in love with this young girl Young girl: Heyyyy Young bully guy: That’s mean don’t do that. Here you can have mine. Young girl: ewwww boys Young girl: Mom!! Huh, whimp So after that he went to his mother she gave him advice for middle school. And that changed his life forever. Young bully; Mom, Mom! Today I had the worst day at school This girl at my school, that I like, thinks I’m disgusting. Mom: Oh honey! Mom: It’s probably because she likes you. Girls at this age,they don’t know how to act. When she gets older, when you guys get older, like maybe middle school. Things’ll get better, It’s not you. Young bully: I feel like she likes the mean guy. Mom: Well being mean is no way to be Young bully: Okay Mom: She probably likes you because you are a nice guy. Mom: Give it time you’ll see. Mom: Have a great day honey. Teen Bully: Thank you, you Mom: Happy Valentines Day Teen Bully: Love you mom Mom: She’s gonna love those flowers. Teen Bully: Thanks mom (Students talking) Girl 1:Did you watched ICarly Last night. Girl 2: Yea Girl 1: Oh my god, no he didn’t. Girl 1: She sees you. Teen bully: I- uh- know that me an- you- uh Girl 1: Just spit it out bro. Shane:Uh- Uh-(mocking). Nah bro Shane: She don’t want a whimp.She wants a 13 year old man. Like me Girl 1: Whimp. whimp Class: Whimp WHimp WHImp WHIMp WHIMP. (continues chant in blackground) Teen bully: Everybody’s so me to me. Everyone’s a jerk. Teen Bully: This is the last time it will ever happen. Well, people like bullys. Then I will be a bully. I’ll show them Girl 2: What happened to you? Teen Bully:None of your business Shane: Ay! Don’t talk to her like that you jerk. Shane: Uh- Uh-(mocking). Your still the same loser. Shane: OHH No NOT THe FaCE Teen bully:Who’s the weeb now huh? Boy 1: Shane’s the new whimp Teen Bully: Whimp Students: Whimp WHimp WHImp WHIMp WHIMP. (continues chant) So that’s how he went from being whimp to deadzone. So anyway do you want to audition for the school play? the auditions…. Bully: Where’s my science homework? I said I needed it today. Lele: Hey don’t do that Bully: So you have my science homework- Lele: No I don’t have you science homework Bully: Then, who has my homework? Lele: WHO CARES? Listen, Stop bullying, k? Bully: Why? Lele: Because I want to go on a date with you. Crowd: (Suprised) Gasp Boy 3?: Is it safe? Bully: With me? Lele:You’ve been Rejected by every girl. You know? and I understand that. So… Bully: You want to go on a date with me? Really? Lele:Yeah Bully:Thank–Thank you Bully: Wait, No! WHERES MY HOMEWORK? Lele: Alright. I tried. Hope this helps. I tried really hard. It took me like 30 minutes, even tho Im supposed to be doing homework.