Graduation 2019 – The Ticket | RMIT University

Graduation 2019 – The Ticket | RMIT University

November 18, 2019 0 By Stanley Isaacs


Welcome back shoppers. Go on, get out. You’ve all been here long enough. It’s time to graduate. Remembering your graduation can be difficult. So, Nicole here has three tips on
how not to forget your big day. Like tattoo the day
to your friend’s face. What? Or slap yourself in the face every day
at the same time as the ceremony. Or you could just
consult your souvenir ticket. How did you do that? The ticket contains all the information you
need to make sure you graduate, not graduache. Oh, it’s beautiful. [Donna] I love the snap
of a sturdy clip. The feel of the silky polyester lanyard. And the smell of the freshly
ink information printed on it. It’s the must-have accessory of the season. Literally, you must have one to attend. I cannot impress this upon you enough. Sounds like just the
ticket to graduating successfully. No, ugh. [Nicole] I don’t know how you prefer to
travel but I always insist on parading everywhere. [Donna] Joining your alumnus in the
official RMIT parade from the city campus and down Swanston Street is unmissable. You can even parade yourself onto
a tram headed for Marvel Stadium. It’s the only time you’ll not just
be allowed to but tolerated to parade. Unless you become a fairy penguin. And that’s fairy unlikely. Ugh.
[Ding sound] Get up.