FIDGET SPINNER GAME?! WHY?! | Spinz.io (React: Gaming)

FIDGET SPINNER GAME?! WHY?! | Spinz.io (React: Gaming)

August 15, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


It’s like I’m floating in frosting. I’m in second place! What the– I had 500! Who hit me? That’s some bullshit! Spinz.io… Oh, it’s like a fidget spinner game. Are you serious? We’re playing a fidget spinner video game at this point? Man, 2017. I’d like– I remember like 20 years ago We have flying cars, the cure for cancer Etc., Etc., instead we have the catch me outside girl and fidget spinners. It’s a fidget spinner Agar.io? What has the world come to? Every time that I play I get really close to either getting on the leaderboard of getting to the top of the leaderboard then you and then you die, and then you’re like I need to play again, get there, and beat that stupid ass. It’s like really competitive Spinz.io is an online game where you play as a Fidget spinner and collect orbs to speed up your spin. Your goal is to be the fastest in the game while avoiding other fidget spinners trying to slow you down or eliminate you. What?! Like I will be a fidget spinner! I could totally see like little kids being like, I get to be the fidget spinner? It’s like a dream come true! Not gonna lie, this is my dream. To become a fidget spinner I think I’ve come full circle as a human being. I’m gonna choose my skin color first because I think that will help to decide my name. Skin. Wow really? Hmm. Kind of want pink, kind of want green My favorite color’s blue, so I’ma go with that. I don’t know why I’m feeling purple right now. Purple’s not even my favorite color, but I think I’m gonna go with purple, okay? What’s my nickname? I’m gonna put in my initials. Labibi. Let’s do my rapper name. Okay. I’ll do MDAWG. Aw. I was gonna say Barney the Fidget Spinning God. I’ll just say Barney the God. All right. Let’s go! Time to fidget Spin! Start. That’s fast. Is that it? Am I using a mouse? This is good. Okay. Thanks for watching guys, good game. Okay. We’re respawning, let’s see. Is that like the height, or like the wall, can’t really go past. Pick up dots to spin faster, collide with others spinners to take their dots, players four times fas- Don’t hit me! Okay, okay? No, no, oh! Did I die already? I got bumped by like this like Flash superhero fidget spinner. This is kind of interesting. It reminds me of a different version of Pac-man, collecting those dots. That’s what I’m doing and- this person! Wow That was ruthless! He touched me, and all of a sudden I bounced and lost all my balls. I’m trying to look at words like the dense areas. Oh, this is like a huge amount Oh, okay. What is that? Oh? It’s like an extra. It’s like a tornado. Oh That’s so cool. I like the mechanics in this game! Should I touch the things? oh. What does that do? Just shoots you out? Whoa? Oh Dang it. I just lost like all of them. Ah, no! But what the heck I lost already? It says time alive 30 seconds, okay now I’m going to move faster by holding it down. It’s like I’m floating in frosting It’s all white Can it collect these? Yes I can. I guess one of them ran into the other one so it’s like a– like an accident Like it just flew into it, and I guess that’s your way of like killing the opponent and then you can take his balls. Don’t think too hard about that. Ow, oh yeah. See I looked away for a second. Wow, all these people have like thousands thousands of dots. I’m only at 74. I’m getting faster. Don’t you- No, no! And now I’m just like more afraid to die because I’m like really invested. Gosh should I kill- oh no, they have more than me. Ah! They have 3,000! Get away! Get away from me. Get away! Oh dang it! What the heck? I had like 400! Hey look, I’m in 37 place. Oh shit stay away. I’m bigger than you. I’m going faster. I’m gonna hit him. Oh shit I’m gonna assume if you have a higher and higher rPMs you hit em you like kind of like take their points Or you mess them up. Oh Actually, no that’s not good nevermind. I won’t try that again Hitting does not help. I just lost like 50 rPM Oh, but also if you have a lot of rPM, and if you bump into someone It’s worth it because they’re gonna like drop down the leaderboard. Okay now I’m number 14 competing with like other people are those like real live people? Mm-hmm. I gotta win I’m Gonna get em back! oh no oh no I tried Ooo, I’m being chased! **** I’m being chased. I’m being chased I’m okay Saved myself. The faster you’re going you sucking more stuff from further away. Man. This is so sick Oh, oh nevermind. He’s at 2000 no no no no no no no no no What the ****. The more points you have the bigger like shot you got. Like you’re like the Tyson of the game. He hit me with a left hook, and I just got dropped Shit, oh gosh everyone. I just went down so much. I gotta collect all my balls again. Oh Come on. Stop eating me. I just want to eat the balls. Oh Oh, I’m at 35. I almost died. Oh shit. I now I actually have to be careful now. I’m enough. Oh Oh ****! These kids are savage! oh No, what just happened? What the- I had five hundred who hit me? That’s some bullshit! Top Ten, I have to have over a thousand. I could do that I’m 100 I just need to do that ten more times And no one touch me. I gotta think about the economy of my motion again Shortest distance is more dots picked up, all right Circular, circular, boom. You just kind of go in a direction of all the sprinkles So that you can eat more more quickly Hmm, and then when you see something else going really fast towards you you just kind of run away This is an all right game. Oh no, I Look, I’d entered to like talk to you And I died. Respawn wow, there’s honestly like Ooooo, we both died oh Wow oh Shit, who’s that? That guy was third on the leaderboard XD got hit off. He was number one and now he’s like He’s back down to 2,000 which isn’t that high! I think I can do this. It’s almost like Remember flappy bird. I think was flappy bird, alright if you were just tapping the screen? It requires zero brain activity You know like I’m literally just like vegetating right now watching this fidget spinner spin fast there. It’s so simple you know and There’s a little bit of like Fear and challenge, but like not too much. Oh, no That guy just wants blood Oh, oh there he is again! My arch-nemesis Smiley face! I wish there was a map where you could see where all the other ones are Get away! Okay. That was so scary they had like 3,000! They could have killed me. I wish there was like a chat function, so I could make some friends on this game Maybe in a later version they can add a chat function where there’s like little bubbles Coming out of people’s avatars and like little emojis. The strategy is to not hit people who have more balls than you That’s almost like it’s a testament to real life you know oh, I hit thousands I’m in 10th place, so other people can see my name now Mom, I made it. I’m gonna start going right here, I Love games like this too because I don’t like using the WASD. Just like I hate that like I like you in the up-down oh shit Oh shit. I’ma Skedaddle. Oh did you see that? Did you see that setup? I just want to be easy and then face fidge Lord Okay, who am I right now? I’m like- my inner gamers is like Coming out. I’ve never seen this side of myself. I’m in fifth place Wow, remember when I first played, and I died within like 10 seconds wow Look how far I’ve come Die! Yeah whoo die Sean, that’s a little aggressive. Don’t you think? Yes. No **** you dude this is mine Everybody piss off these are my points. I’ve almost reached peak velocity I will kill anything Near me. Oh shit, not him though. Oh, it’s smiley face Coming back. Look it up. He’s chasing my ass I’m not ready to to take on my mortal enemy yet. Oh shit. He’s coming. It’s coming out of nowhere Smiley face you stay out of this. I’m not ready. Oh my gosh Get away from me. Get away, I’m afraid of easy. no no he’s coming after me. No get away This is the ultimate standoff. Get away! Oh now I have to get away. Oh That was scary. that dropped me down to ninth place friken easy I hate that guy. no no no don’t come near me don’t come near. No wow so rude oh My God, he came after me. Oh I could die. oh wow 3 minutes 29 seconds. I feel like that was like the longest I’ve ever stayed I’m afraid to be by those spinny things because people just come out and you never know who’s gonna come out of it and hit You. I’m in second place. You guys, what do I do? Should I like take on the fidge Lord? No they have 21 thousand hahaha whoo balls Give me your balls die Ay man don’t get greedy if I hit you you run away. Oh No, who was that? Who just hit me? I was alive for almost 20 minutes. I’m like a vacuum Okay, guys, okay I’m gonna pick all this up Dah, dah dah dah, dah dah duh, duh duh, oh **** I was being clever, and shit. Got ****ed up while I was going in a straight line. Oh my God. the things are heating up here Oh there he is he’s ****in chasing me down Smiley you know this isn’t a fair fight yet. Oh, oh you son of a bitch. I’m at- I’m still alive I went from sixth to Forty sixth because of ****ing smiley face He is such an ass. Oh my God I’ma **** his day up, but he didn’t he didn’t kill me. Oh you son of a bitch you ****ing bitch. Oh my God. I’m at 7,000 right now Whoa aah that person who is that? Is it fridge lord? no get away from me No Get away Theres so much happening When you kill people like you move up so fast oh my gosh, oh Where’s my mouse? Why? he just wrecked my life, whoa. That was a close one whoa whoa fidge Lord I just ran into him and I didn’t even mean to oh my gosh. That was so scary he’s right there he’s right there ah Fidge Lord. I just want to get him. He’s just sitting here. I think he left his computer I’m gonna get him. I’m gonna kill fidge lord. Oh dangit. this way he totally left his computer And I’m just taking advantage of him. Oh yeah, get him You did it, you killed him. I did? wow I killed fidge lord. I can leave this game happy now. Unfortunately We’ll have to stop you there because we are out of time. That’s okay. I came in second place. I liked it It was so simple. It made it easy to play. It was a good day up until this moment. Sorry about that It’s okay. You introduced me to the game. It’s super fun really ****ing frustrating I love Spinz.io what the heck how have I never played that before. It’s all the addictive parts of a game But it’s like stripped away, let’s say the crazy complexities. This is just the addictive part. Whoever designed this game was like What’s popping right now? fidget spinners. They spin that means they can spin around for this game Let’s put it in easy all this traffic It doesn’t have to be the frigate spinner Tomorrow the new trend could be fuckin bananas and honestly, don’t put this in, I’m ??????. I’d go next time next big thing like Spin hot Cheetos Thanks for watching this place Spinz.io on the react Channel Quick! Subscribe before the fidget spinners take over the world Bye guys, thanks for watching! hey everybody, Derek here with the REACT channel producers. Look I want to know, What’s your stance on fidget spinners? Do you like them? You hate them? Think they’re the worst thing ever made Are they here to save the day? Let us know down the comments! Make sure you keep liking these episodes!