Fake Professor on the First Day PRANK — CHAMBER BOYS

Fake Professor on the First Day PRANK — CHAMBER BOYS

August 25, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


Good afternoon, I am Dr. Haffensteiner and I’ll be your professor for Chemistry 131 One thing I want to go over with you first: I know a lot of you are freshmen. How many of you are freshmen in here? Most of you, yeah. Something you want to know about this class:
this class is extremely hard. Last year 55% of this class failed. That’s something I wanted to say right now, so that it’s in your mind. Are any of you interested in going to med-school? Alright, show up hands. That all? If you want to just… I have with these little demonstrations. If you could just stand up It’s a quick visual thing, if you could just stand up. Quiet, please! Quiet! Take a look around, see who is standing! I need everyone in the left hand section and the middle section to sit down. Quiet! Quiet, please! Take a look at those [unintelligible] who are still standing. That’s the portion of people who will make it to medical school. About this, or maybe half, or maybe all of them. This is something that is one of my biggest pet peeves: Laptop and cellphones. I don’t like them in class. I think they are distracting to the learning process and you will probably be on Facebook all the time. So if you have a laptop, please put it away! Don’t take it out for the rest of the semester! Don’t take your cellphones out. I don’t want them to hear them ring or anything like that. In the future, if I see you with a laptop or cellphone, I’ll bring you out to class, I’ll take your ID and write your name down and there may be repercussions on your grade. Ok, so… Let’s get started with a little