Doctors & Medical Students – Why They Can’t Find Love | Kenny Sebastian : Stand Up Comedy
That’s great. Any anesthesiologist?
Any anesthesia specialists? ‘Cause they’re the most important. None of these doctors matter.
‘Cause they’re like… Where’s the anesthetic?
She’s coming. Calm down. Cardiology… he can’t cut suddenly. You need to wait for that person. Breathe! The thing is… it’s hard
being a doctor. It’s very difficult.
I understand. Okay? But, the problem is also that…
Doctor’s are very weird. ‘Cause you deal with death
all the time. So, you become weird. My friends whose parents are doctors… When I used to go in the car with them, they never used to get angry in traffic. Which is very weird. How can you not get angry? In traffic. They just used to be calm.
They used to be like… I guess that’s another
organ donor. Because you’ll deal with death
all the time, it’s not a big deal. I was in medical college. I was doing a show for them. In the campus… the stage was in the middle
and the buildings were around. I’m performing and I notice
half the audience was leaving… and then joining, again. And then half left again and joined…
I was like, “What’s going on?” So I addressed it.
I was like… What’s going on? Why are you guys
leaving and coming back? And the medical student was like… “Actually they have operations…” “So, we’re doing that
and we’re coming.” I was like…
Please finish what you’re doing! You’re not making a sandwich. You can’t let the cheese marinate. Put the top part… please! You can’t just be operating
and be like… “Hey, Kenny’s uploaded a new video.
I’ll just check…” “What’s that smell?
Oh, it’s intestine.” Please close it.
Just close the lid. When you put it in the refrigerator
also, you close… But, they are damn weird. You know, you can’t blame him.
That’s why… Doctors, if you notice,
only marry other doctors. Yeah. Because we have to keep
the insanity in the same community. Yes. So, they procreate and they’re just… “You know, I feel emotions.” “I’m computing emo…” But, I don’t blame them
you know because… they don’t have time. Like medical students are just… studying all the time… crying…
They just… They don’t have time. People who do have time
can’t find love anyway. Right? They don’t have time,
So how will they find love? Where do they find love? In a hospital. So, they find love in a hopeless place. Yeah. It’s very easy to find love
in conducive environments. Like a wedding. Wedding is lovely. You go to a wedding…
everyone’s happy. There are flowers, there’s music. So you’re like…
“Even I want to…” “This is nice.” “I don’t want to do the work.
But, I want this.” “Where do you get it?
Where is the stall?” “Is there a stall?” “Is there a stall?” Where do doctors have to find love? In the hospital, right? And the hospital environment is… x 4000. While they’re wheeling in
a body with blood everywhere… Two doctors are like…
“Oh, hi. How are you?” It’s difficult to find love. That’s why.
Where do they flirt? In the hospital, right? Right now there’s an operation
going on somewhere. Where they’re operating on someone
and the two doctors are nicely flirting. You think that’s not possible?
Of course! They’re human, right? Like barely. But, they’re human. There’s this guy in the center…
just lying. With local anesthesia ’cause… general anesthesia is too mainstream. Just waiting. And these two doctors
are just flirting away. Stop! Stop that.
Stop. Focus. Stop. Stop it. I don’t know how doctors operate.
That’s why I’m doing this. I’m guessing it’s like touching bread. “Hey…” “Hey…” “I found something.” “What?” “What did you find?” “I found a tumor.” “What?” “You found a tumor?” “Yeah.” “Where is it?” “In my pants.” I don’t know… It’s disgusting! and it should stop! This is a mic in Goa.