CHICKEN GIRLS | Season 4 | Ep. 7: “Teacher Takeover”

CHICKEN GIRLS | Season 4 | Ep. 7: “Teacher Takeover”

December 6, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


( music playing )All: Happy birthday! Rhyme:Previously
on “Chicken Girls”…
This is just like old times. I saw you and Robby kissing
the other day. – It’s not what it looked like.
– Why do you keep lying? – And new times.
– I just don’t want
there to be any drama. Flash, what’s going on? How about you ask him
who WarriorPrincess03 is? That’s me. So you’ve been talking to that
girl online or something? This is over. Me and Flash
are officially done, and apparently Ellie and Robby
have been secretly dating. What? Are these my photos?
You did this? Ezra:Hey, what’s going on?
You okay?
I just saw Rooney kissing
my ex-boyfriend. She didn’t even tell me
that she liked him. That’s so not cool. Birdie:
What are you doing here?
I was in a coma! You weren’t there
for any of it! The truth is I’m just
not good for you, Birdie.( music playing )– What’s the rush?
– It’s teacher takeover day. Which means if you’re late,
you can’t get in trouble. There’s only one problem
with that. What’s that? I’m one of the teachers. Bye.♪ We fly so high ♪♪ We fly together
( fly together ) ♪
♪ We are a girl gang ♪♪ Like birds of a feather
( birds of a feather ) ♪
♪ We fly so high ♪♪ We fly together
( fly together ) ♪
♪ We are a girl gang ♪♪ Like birds of a feather
( birds of a feather ) ♪
( music playing )♪ All of my life ♪♪ I’m chasing diamonds ♪We just don’t have
anything right now. It says you guys need help
in the window. Yeah, I know.
It’s probably an old sign. Listen, kid,
if you’re hungry, I could probably throw
some free grub your way. I mean, nobody eats
these days, you know? These pale kids come
in here looking hungry and they don’t order anything. I don’t need food.
I need a job. I understand that, kid, but I just don’t have
anything for you. I’m sorry.( music playing )– What can I get you?
– Just the usual. There you go, young man. Thank you. Spike, right? Yeah. You know you’re the reason
I got suspended? I did a lot of stupid things
I regret last semester. Sorry. You looking for a job? Yeah, but they’re
not hiring here, and I need the extra money. Well, my cousin owns the place. I can talk to him
and see if… Wait. Why would you wanna help me? I got my second chance, and you deserve one, too. Look, thanks and everything but I’m not taking
any handouts. I got myself into this mess, so I’m gonna
get myself out of it. Suit yourself.( music playing )♪ La la, la la la ♪♪ La la, la la la la ♪♪ La la, la la la la ♪♪ La la, la la ♪♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪♪ Oh, na-na ♪♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪( sighs ) I remember my first
teacher takeover. It cracks me up. What’s so funny? No one ever takes it
seriously. Personally,
I think the teachers just
like taking the day off. Well, personally,
I take it very seriously. So you better stop
disrupting my class or else I’m gonna
give you detention! Dang, Luna. Hey, Rhyme.
How you doing? Fine. Um, good luck
teaching class today. Thanks. The Titanic set sail
on April 10, 1912. Only five days later,
it ran into an iceberg
at full speed in the middle of
the North Atlantic ocean. Many passengers had read
that the ship was unsinkable. Pretty laughable now. A ship runs into an iceberg
and 1,500 people die! Lying kills. Okay, “Romeo And Juliet.” We should all know
the basic plot. Two star-crossed lovers
fall madly in love and then they die. How romantic. Uh, excuse me, Rhyme. That will be
Miss McAdams to you. I think you’re glossing over
a lot of the story. I mean, if you remember
the musical last semester– Oh, I remember the musical
just fine. It seems like other people
may have forgotten it, though. – Sorry I’m late.
– Yeah, you are. – We were just talking
about you.
– Sorry. All right, well,
sorry is not gonna cut it. Like I was saying,
the whole point of this is that Romeo is going to a ball
to find Rosaline. And then in walks Juliet,
and all of the sudden he’s totally in to her
and forgets about Rosaline. Any questions? Yes, Ellie? Well… see, Jack and Rose, they were pretending
the whole time, but in the end,
he saves her. And your point is? Well, see,
Rose was just trying
to do the right thing. Rose was trying to be
a strong, independent woman. But she can– she can still do that
with Jack. I hate to break it to you, but that movie
is make-believe. Actually,
it’s based on a–
on a true story. Well, history
is based on fact. Things will happen,
and things have consequences. And if you can’t handle it,
get a life preserver. Well, class was
a little awkward today. I feel like such
a bad friend. I should’ve spoken
to her first. Yeah, I know. I feel bad, too,
but, I mean, it’s not like
she was heartbroken. – She broke up with me.
– Yeah, I know. I just honestly thought
she was over it. Yeah, me, too. Should I talk to her
or just leave it? I don’t–
I don’t know what to do. And I can’t even get
ahold of Birdie. Well, isn’t she still
in Texas, right? She’s probably just, like,
busy with family or something. I don’t know.
Look, seeing Spike was
the last thing she needed. She was just starting
to act like her old self. It’s gonna be fine. She’ll be fine,
and so will Rhyme. You’re always worrying
about everyone else. But maybe it’s time
you worry about yourself
a little more.( music playing )( door slams ) Sorry. Didn’t mean to do that. That’s okay. Rough day? Not the best. If you can’t
trust your friends,
who can you trust? Good question.
What should the answer be? You have an answer
for everything. – You’re a huge know-it-all.
– Gee, thanks. I didn’t mean it like that. That’s okay. What are you working on? Tim assigned me
to write this article about the cafeteria banning
all foods with nuts. Thrilling, truly. “Nut Allergies Strike Back.” That’s not a bad title,
actually. Thanks. You know what?
Actually, I gotta go.
See you later.( music playing )Hey, guys! Okay, we are not having drama
like we did last semester. So, who wants to talk first? ( overlapping chatter ) Okay, that’s it. That’s it! That’s it! That’s it! Mom, I told you I want to
stay in one place for once. I want to finish
high school in Attaway. Mom. No, I’m not going
on tour with you. I don’t care
how desperate you are.♪ Girl, you got tears already
flowing from your eye ♪
Why is she the worst?♪ You said it’s over ♪I’m sorry. I just feel like
she’s jealous that I’m choosing
someone else over her. Can’t she hire someone else
to go on tour with her? Well, she isn’t exactly
the world’s best boss.♪ But that was almost
a year ago ♪
Well, if somebody needs
the money, they’ll suck it up.♪ So why can’t
I just let it go? ♪
Yeah.♪ I miss the sound
of your voice ♪
So he had a girlfriend
the whole time – he was talking to me?
– Yep. Wow! That’s so shady. Ariana said it best,
thank you… …next.♪ Felt so right, baby ♪Amen. Everything’s been
so topsy-turvy lately. I mean, Ellie’s been lying
about Robby. Pretty sure that Rooney
and Drake are, like, dating or something. And Ezra is literally the most confusing person
I have ever met. Mercury must be in retrograde. Huh? Astrology?♪ I tried so hard
to let it go ♪
Never mind. Is it weird that I still
want this make-under? I mean, this whole being
part of the people thing feels so relatable. I– I think you need
new pants. I bought them like that. You can buy pants
with holes in them?♪ So right lately ♪Still not cute, though.
I don’t– sorry. Sorry, dude.
Doors haven’t opened yet. No, I’m not here
for the concert. So, what’s this? My mom needs an assistant
to go on tour with her. It pays well,
and the tips are good, too. She can be difficult, but you seem
like a tough guy. It’ll help you start over. Thanks, man. I don’t–( music playing )Rhyme:Next time
on “Chicken Girls”…
Ace: ‘Sup?
Your boy is back in town! Baby, we ready to get it. Wait a minute.
Where are all the girls at? It’s called an escape room.We are not leaving this roomuntil everyone
is friends again.
( music playing )