Chancellor’s Welcome Back Ride

Chancellor’s Welcome Back Ride

October 13, 2019 14 By Stanley Isaacs


Hey, anybody want a ride? Chancellor Wilcox! Jump in! Wow,
pleasure! You are? I’m Dane. Hi, Kim. Nice to meet you. Yes. Matthew. Hi, I’m Kim. You are? Hello Sir. What’s your name? I’m Fede. Whoa. Hi, Kim. Dodger, nice to meet you. Good to meet you. Kim. Jackie. Jackie? I’m out driving around today
I’m doing some thinking because we got a whole bunch of new, thousands of, students
coming first in the fall. I want to kind of connect. Okay. So what could you advise
some you know some hip things to say you should know the word fire. Fire? That’s
fire you know what’s fire? This ride. The fact
that I’m with Chancellor Wilcox right now, is fire. Haha! And when you have a food that you like a lot, make you say it smacks. Smacks? Yes. And if there’s a song that you really like, you say it slaps. Slops? Slaps. Yeah. That’s very important. You can’t get them mixed up. If someone is up to something or you want to do something and like you want to ask that person what are you up to what do? What would you say to them? Hey, what’s up? That’s the wrong answer. Hahaha, I’m not doing very well. You got to look at them and be you got to be like, oh, what’s the deal? What’s the deal. What’s the deal? And then he says “is it sealed?” Is it sealed? if it’s sealed then the deal is sealed.
Exactly. Exactly. Wait let me try it. What’s the deal? Is it sealed? Yes, yes it is. Ok, good. I’m learning. You gotta have some clout. You know the clout?
No. Okay. I’m the Chancellor, that’s a lot of clout. Haha. It is. It is a lot of clout. You should definitely know, study up on the dance moves. We have the, we have the woah, that everyone does. You know? You just gotta do a quick little. Get down. Just, woah! Yeah so, like, yeah yeah. That’s the one you know. Hahaha. Instead of putting your fist this way, go to the front. Yeah. Go like that. Yeah! Oh, haha. Oh yeah, so you got to throw something up there, and then once you catch it you hit it like, oh actually I caught it. Wait, I’ll throw it to you. Ok, ok. Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait wait! Want to catch my woah? Catch my woah! Catch my woah! Ready, ready, ready? Ohhhhhh. Haha. There we go, is that better? What’s her name? Nala. Hi Nala. That’s my dog. Riding around UCR with my dog. Special treatment. What kind of music do you listen to? Oh, Broadway tunes. Aww. Thats where we get our…Hahaha. Wrong answer? Yes, very wrong answer. It’s not a banger. It’s not a banger. Um, one popular song that we have right now is the Old Town Road remix. How does it go Jason? I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more I got the horses in the back. Yeah. Haha. That’s all you need to know, really. That’s all you need. That’s all you need. That’s the basic. Solid foundation. So how come they got the horses in the back? Um, I don’t know. I don’t think they like the front very much. Haha! I don’t think they fit in the front. That’s very true. Well this has been great. I’ve learned a lot. And here we are at Hinderaker, saved you a trip. Oh, thank you so much. Truly appreciate it.
Good luck. It’s really nice meeting you. Same here. What’s the deal? Oh, it’s sealed now. Oh it’s sealed? You guys have taught me. Great to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Yeah, you’re a star. You’re a star. Haha. Well thanks guys. It that it? Haha. I guess. Hey, hey. This was fire. Fire. This was fire. Woah. Haha.