Bongino on his top 4 cringeworthy moments from the 2020 Dems

Bongino on his top 4 cringeworthy moments from the 2020 Dems

August 16, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


>>Tucker: TIME NOW FOR THE VERY SPECIAL EDITION OF THE DAN BONGINO NEWS EXPLOSION. THE FAKE NEWS OF THE PAST BECOME OUR FAVORITE FORMER NEW YORK CITY POLICEMAN IS HERE TO LISTEN. IT IT HAS BEEN A REMARKABLY BIZARRE 2028 DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGN. DAN BONGINO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE JOINS US TONIGHT. DAN, GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>I HAD TO TAKE TO HEART THIS ONE BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY COMICAL DEMOCRATIC STORIES UP TO THE CYCLE SO I DISTILLED THEM DOWN TO FOUR. HERE IS NUMBER FOUR. THIS ONE’S GREAT. REMEMBER OLD BARNEY CARTOON? SHANG IS CARRYING? NOT AT ALL CASES. BETO DECIDED TO GO TO THE DENTIST AND SHARE WITH THE ENTIRE DENTAL VISIT. THE CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN A CAVITY EVER SINCE. DOWN HILL, OVER AFTER THAT. I DON’T BLAME THE DENTIST, I BLAME BETO. HE SOMETIMES SHARING ISN’T CARING.>>Tucker: I AGREE. AND NOT ALL OUR CYNICISM IS REWARDED, INTERNS, WHICH IS A GREAT MESSAGE. IT’S GOOD.>>REALLY, HE’S A NARCISSIST. HE THINKS IT SO IMPORTANT THAT PEOPLE WANT TO SEE HIS DENTAL VISITS. WE DON’T HEAR BUT THANKS FOR TRYING. WE APPRECIATE IT. STORY NUMBER THREE, THE 0% IS. WHO HASN’T INVENTED THE CONCEPT OF ZERO? WAS AT THE BABYLONIANS OR THE ABSENCE OF VALUE ALTOGETHER? WELL, THAT IS SWELL WELL AND A BALL ZEAL. YOU ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS POLITICIANS I HAVE A HARD TIME DISCERNING WHICH ONE IS WORSE BUT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM, AT LEAST SQUALL WELL WAS SMART ENOUGH TO GET OUT WHILE HE COULD STILL PRESERVE THE WARM REMNANTS OF HIS REPUTATION. BILL de BLASIO, HE HAS NO SUCH CONCERNS AT ALL. THERE IS NO REPRESENTATION LEFT. NUMBER TWO, KAMALA HARRIS CAN’T SEEM TO TO DECIDE WHAT SHE WANTS TO BE. SHE FLIPS, SHE FLOPS, SHE FLIPS AGAIN, SHE DID THE OLD 540. 180, 360, 540 540 PRINTED ON HEALTH CARE, KENT DECIDED SHE WANTS TO BE TOUGH ON CRIME, LOOSE ON CRIME, SHE DOESN’T GET IT. THANK GOD TULSI GABBARD CALLED HER OUT IN THE LAST DEBATE. YOU SAW THAT. I DIDN’T LOOK GREAT FOR HER. AND NUMBER ONE, JOE BIDEN, APOLOGIZING FOR BEING JOE BIDEN BY JOE BIDEN CAN’T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT WHO JOE BIDEN IS. I HAD TO RIGHT GENERAL IS PURE JOE BIDEN HAS TAKEN OPPOSING POSITIONS ON HEALTH CARE, DEMOCRATIC SENATORS THE WORK TRUCK, THE HYDE AMENDMENT, ON BUSING, APOLOGIZING FOR JOE BIDEN IS OVER.