Best Rap Battle in College – USD Dakota Days!

Best Rap Battle in College – USD Dakota Days!

August 19, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


We got the Ddays rap battle special On this side right here We got my boy, Siberian native Nik Natural All right, all right And then my boy right here Let me get a fucking Lite Tuesday All right All right Nik Call it in the air Heads or tails? Tails We got tails All right I’m gonna go first, here we go, all right Welcome back Slenderman, I wish you luck, I really mean that But Lite Tuesday, you can’t talk shit When your name sounds like a shitty beer brand You are nothing more than stick figure, I’ll tackle and smash him in two Bitch, even the joints you smoke are fatter than you I should lock him inside a buffet, it would be worth his while Quick commercial break For just five cents a day you can help feed this starving emo child You stupid salad tosser, your face looking redder than Larry the Lobster You are a goddamn fraud, fake Gucci wearing impostor Fake Gucci wearing impostor If you were ever in the hood they’d be like “Man I’ma fuck up this lil Walmart version Harry Potter” All right we heard Nik Natural’s verse Got some good shit Now it’s time for my boy Lite Tuesday gonna live up to the hype Let’s go, let’s go It’s nice to be back again and I’m battling a broke boy Motherfucker I’m too real like Tolstoy Motherfucking lend you money and it’s a war for you to repay it You can’t get that piece of pie back, motherfucker that shit’s too wack All right Motherfucker you’re a vegetarian But then you go and eat some burger raw Go and cook some fucking meat, if you ain’t happy with the slaw Motherfucker, why are you matching green with red? You ain’t bleeding shit, yeah cus your name is dead Ooo you acting like you’re smiling, but you never wildin’ You a child again in my eyes you got no beard Motherfucker if you did that shit is weird it’s not even a goatee Motherfucking I’m the goat mostly better than you ever could be Aye why you wearing some fucking shoes that cost two dollars? Motherfucker you can’t compete with us real ballers Motherfucker my jeans 800 dollars Motherfucker you fucking bitches in collars He paid 800 dollars for jeans he can’t afford a real Supreme hat leave him alone You went from frat boy to fat boy bitch And wear fake gold so fools will think you rich Give it up, one time, for Nik And then Let’s give it up one time For my boy Lite Tuesday All right Good ending to Ddays Before I sign off, we all gotta say one thing Fuck State Fuck State! Fuck State! Fuck State! Fuck State! Fuck State! Fuck State! Fuck State!