Best Rap Battle in College – Ddays Video!

Best Rap Battle in College – Ddays Video!

August 25, 2019 100 By Stanley Isaacs


YaYa They should have labeled me a renegade I’m at a party with a Barbie sipping lemonade All right listen up We got Lite Tuesday on the right On my left, I got Nik Natural All right, all right For my homesquad Lite Tuesday’s gonna call it, heads or tails? All right Heads or tails, you call it in the air Got you He hit the fucking ceiling, It was a shit toss Like, like i’m not gonna use that Everyone, call it, call it, call it Heads, all right I got tails, Nik Natural pick All right, I’m gonna go first All right, here we go, here we go Fuck Lite Tuesday, this is Doomsday I’ll kill your career before your debut song hits two plays Look, look You’re not shit, and you never got your cock licked You’re a skinny gothic prick, with a really long neck Bitch Change your name to Lil Retarded Ostrich Buddy You have the swagger of a homeless orphan, all your outfits are pure horseshit All your outfits are pure horseshit, wow your bug eyes are enormous You should get an award for being the most nonimportant And when you were born it’s, sad cus your dad said Goddamnit honey should have gotten that abortion All right shhh Your right hand is the most action you’ve ever had Facing me in a battle was not one of your better plans When I first saw you I was like “what the hell is that?” Bitch You look like a 40 year old lesbian mixed with Slenderman This This ano- This anorexic scarecrow weighs like six ounces He grew up on a ranch, was depressed and cloutless Guess what his favorite Pornhub category is? Cow sex Aye hold up, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute Ay no, you’re done, you’re done No I gotta finish I gotta finish Aight come here, give me one more All right, all right Your singing voice gives kids epileptic seizures I would rather listen to the queef of an obese sweaty teacher play through speakers It’s great to see you stop dressing like a preppy bitch I hate to break it to you You thinking you rap well is the only thing that’s rich Signs point to it staying so if you keep the losing streak Those casino people sitting pretty and they’re kicking up their feet If you’re lucky you’re gonna be trampled before you end up on the street Cus your back ain’t broken yet but in this battle you’ll be beat You about to be embarrassed like the bitch who fell off your lofted bed After being battered I understand if you want Left For Dead But when your bars are as weak as some pressed shit that’s got no Fet It was basically inevitable, you was gonna get bent Ayee Ayee Derek you are nothing but a poser, aye Alcoholic, never seen him sober, aye Body like a twig If the wind blew strong enough he would go and fall over And your hair greasy like a motor I got natural energy, you can call me solar Hold up, pushing you around like it’s a stroller Don’t lie, we know you want Saah to bend you over You’re a no name and you got no game Women see your face then they go and run away I gotta do it right now, call Becca up Then I call Jake, and we run a train That’s the way it is you silly hillbilly dip shit I’ma do it now, I gotta get it and I rip this You’re a little inbred, way obsessed with incest You just keep going on everyday until I wreck this Why you wanna do it, you can’t even screw it You’re a little virgin yeah I know you cannot screw it Lite Tuesday won’t you please go away Lite Tuesday USD’s biggest snake Yeah he has no purpose, smells like urine Lite Tuesday, 21 and still a virgin Lite Tuesday won’t you please go away Lite Tuesday USD’s biggest snake Yeah he has no purpose, smells like urine Lite Tuesday, 21 and still a virgin You done now? Yeah, yeah Whenever you wanna hop in Cut that shit, cut that shit Better? You write your shit and you still can’t get people’s attention Because your talent’s not worth a mention Yeah, you got what you were, acting like you got a lethal weapon But you got nothing in your possession Like you smoked weed “tice” That’s it, to-woo times Motherfucker you don’t have dope rhymes There’s a reason that you’ve taken down every video posted Yo damn it’s lit, I’ll bring it back again because that shit hasn’t been active since 2008 friend Yeah, you took that shit down cus you were ashamed, and it’s not your fault to blame you just don’t have the talent Yeah motherfucker you’re lacking the balance You got the acrobatics Motherfucker you’re just wack and that’s still all you got with your “bricken tacicks” Off the top, off the top now No prewrittens anymore Uh He’s got checkers on- Fuck all I do bitch, motherfucker you are not rich These shoes yeah you’re trying to talk shit That shits toxic, these are Saint Laurents You got nothing to flaunt, these some shits from Forever 21 You motherfucker -his fake gold shit, he’s thinking I have some shit that can go big on Pintrest Cus that’s the only thing I’m interest in And is all older women That’s what he says cus that’s all that he can be getting Off the top, off the top Off the top, off the top Aye everything off the dome all right? Off the dome baby lets go Off the dome All right, all right Uh Yuh Uh Uh Fuck Lite Tuesday, bitch I’m from Ukraine Keep it fucking going and I know you been too fake And you’re fucking dirty, go and get some tooth paste Keep on fucking going bitch you’ve entered in the new age I’m a young man, gotta do it going in Why you really try to act like, you’ve been flowing in You ain’t really flowing it I just go and start a show Why you acting like you got a flow? You just go and blow Like the wind, gotta do it now Gotta go and win Ain’t no limits ever broken cus you’re just a silly kid And you’re little checkered shoes I don’t care about those You’re a wack dude, get out Am I? I have no idea what he’s been saying Make some noise for Nik Natural Make some noise for Lite Tuesday Good shit Good shit, good shit Here we go Fuck a Lite Tuesday And the winner is Lite Tuesday All right good shit good shit Thank you every- Man whassup everybody you already know what time it is we in here I’m just kidding guys, but thanks so much for watching that video. I haven’t posted a battle in a while Hopefully you enjoyed it Make sure you leave a comment below on who you think won. Leave a like, subscribe, all that jazz and follow us on Instagram Links below And yeah I apologize for the blurriness It was shitty lighting so We had to do what we could do But have a great day guys thanks again and Stay beautiful