16 Types of Students on Picture Day

November 29, 2019 0 By Stanley Isaacs

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TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY This is class T1T5? Oh, welcome! Welcome to picture day. Yes. Give yourselves a
round of applause. No? Yes? Okay. Anyway, you know what they say, a picture paints
a thousand words. But Photoshop tells
a thousand lies. It’s funny joke
we photographers say. No? No laughs? Okay, but you will not need
to Photoshop today because you are in the capable hands
of Pablo Diablo Lakosh. Okay, everybody, you
sit down here, and when I call your name,
you proceeded to take the photo. Okay? Everybody sit down. Hurry! Sit down. Ah, picture day. This should be as easy
as Omelette du fromage. Picture day. Such a waste of time. Look at the bright side. We get to leave
the classroom for a while. Yeah. Let’s just get this over with. So I heard Mr. Lakosh is
a world-renowned photographer. Yeah. I heard he works
with top designers like Chanel, Gucci, and even Burberry. Oh my god! This is my big break
to becoming a top model. Did you say blueberry? It’s Burberry. TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE ABSENTEE Alright, first up,
we have– Ooh! The top student of the class. Ooh la la, Miss Denise. Denise? Is Denise here? Anybody? No? Okay. Let us move on then. Next person, please. TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE VIBRANT STUDENT Okay. Next. Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. And what do we have here? I made these myself. Surely for not
a shoot like this. Oh, I’m sure we
can work something out. No, give them to me. But I spent
all night making these. No! Just give them to me. Do not take these away from me. Give me the other. She bit me. Oh my– Take a picture. You’re crazy. Crazy girl! But I like it. Give me a smile. Come. Give me– Fantastic. Yes. More. TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE UNEXPRESIVE STUDENT Okay, next one. Now, look at the
camera, and smile. Smile. No smiles? Okay, maybe try
to put it up a bit. Just a bit, okay? Okay. Now again, look at the camera,
and 3, 2, 1. No? Okay. Maybe you think
happy thoughts, okay? The rabbits, the bees,
the unicorns, the mermaids, everything okay. Think about the good things. Now, look into camera,
and do that. Sma– Can I just take a photo,
your time to shine. Look into camera and smile. 3, 2, 1. Sorry but what is that? What was what? No? One more time. 3, 2, 1– Do not even
think about it. Put your hands on your lap. Put it on your lap. Leave it there. Do not move. Okay. 3, 2, 1. Aha, and smile. Okay, good. You’re done. Finished. Thank you. That wasn’t so hard, was it? Did you see that? Did you see that? What do you mean? Didn’t you see what I just did? You’ll see. No. That little– TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE ASPIRING MODEL Okay, next please. Okay, let us take picture. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to show you
some pose I got, Mr. Lakosh. Maybe you can just sit
on that chair, please. Oh, here? Yes, on the chair. Okay, look into
the camera, and smile. 3, 2, 1. Look into the camera. This is the camera, not there. Here. Oh, but I’m trying
to do some candid poses. Just look into the camera. Okay? Come, let’s take the picture. In 3, 2, 1. What the– TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE INSTAGRAM MODEL Pei Shi, you look good today. I mean, you look
good every day, but exceptionally good today. I bet that one photo
can capture the beauty I can capture with my eyes. Thank you, Ren Yi Xiang. It’s my turn. Okay, go. Next person, please. Okay, so, when are you going to ask
her to be your girlfriend? Come on, it’s pretty obvious. We are already together. Okay. What? Sure. Hello, Madam. Madam. Looking good. Sorry, could you please
turn the other way? But this is my beauty angle. Yes, but all photos
have to be uniform-ised. Okay. She’s so beautiful. I can’t wait to print
out this photo, and put it beside this one. What? Why did you photoshop
yourself onto a baby? Well, because I’m her baby, duh! Perfection. Now, look into the camera,
and smile for me. 3, 2– Oh wait, actually, can you go
a little bit higher? Higher? It will make
my chin looks smaller. All right. 3, 2, 1. No, it’s a bit too high. It’s gonna be
my body looks small. Is it if you come closer? Okay, closer it is. Yeah. It’s too close. How about you come over? Because I’m good at taking
selfies, you know? Selfies. Yeah. You will take a selfie with– Yeah. Hold it. Okay. TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE NERVOUS STUDENT Hey guys, if you don’t mind
me asking right, how do you guys always
look so good in photos? I mean, we have pretty
similar features, right? I think your style will fit me. You trust us, right? Of course, dude,
we’re besties, right? Hold. Two hands. Good. Okay. Good. Perfect. Done. Very good. Okay, go and wash. Okay, next. Oh my– What happened to your.. Is it to your liking, sir? This is a disaster. Never mind. Let’s take the picture. 3, 2, 1. Okay. I’m so sorry. TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE INSECURE STUDENT Madam… You have grown so abundantly. Now, look into the camera,
and pose for me. Yes. Take more pictures. Yes. I feel the energy. Give me more. More energy. Yes. Yes. More. Bigger. Bigger energy. Okay. Let us do fun shots, okay? Fun shots. I’m having so much fun. My life was the fantastic. Put your hands in the air. Higher. More higher. More. More. No. I can explain. It’s a medical condition. It’s a medical condition, and I need to stuff tissue
so I can breathe. Oh, no. Didn’t you guys hear
what she said? She need the tissues to breathe. Come on. Unbutton it. You need the tissue
THE CLUMSY STUDENT Okay, next person. Yes. Are you okay? I’m fine. All right. Let’s take a picture. Yeah? Okay, 1, 2, 3. Big smile. Can’t keep my eyes off it. Let us take the picture. Yes. Yes. Yes. Take a very– Confidence is everything,
my friend. Confidence. Yes. Okay. TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE STUDENT COUPLE Oh, what a beautiful
young handsome boy. Look into the camera, okay? In 3, 2, 1. Stop. I’m gonna do this
with my girlfriend. So sweet. Such a man. Okay. It’s so obvious. We’re already together. Kevin, please stop because you’re making
everyone here upset. It’s okay, Ren Yi Xiang. Pei Shi did her best. She’s so beautiful. All right, look into the camera. All right. Take a picture. More loving. What a beautiful couple. A lovely, lovely couple. Fantastic. Both of you. It’s okay, bro. It’s okay. No, it’s not okay. I fought so hard. He just came in,
and took her away from me. Hey. Look on the bright side. There’s plenty of sea
in the fish, right? I do not like seafood. And I do not like him. This is because he’s
more handsome than me, right? I’m gonna make
him less handsome. Like me. TYPE OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE FASHIONISTA I can be handsome too. All right. What is this? What is this? This is my jacket. This is fashion. I am sorry, but it is standard procedure
to show your uniform. So you have to take it off. Oh, alright. Just zip it op– Just take out the zip. It’s stuck. I need someone to help me. Should I take off your pants? No, everyone will see. How about I take off my pants? How would that even help? Can you please hurry up? There is a lot of people
waiting in line from you. Okay. And what is this? It’s layering, man. It’s fashion. You know what? I don’t care anymore. Let’s take the picture. Look at the camera. Yes, okay. Finished. Get out. I’m the most
handsome man on Earth. Handsome man. TYPE OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE UNEXPECTED Okay, next person. Let’s get this over with. Look. Faster. Look at the camera. 3, 2, 1. Finally, a decent photo. He doesn’t even go here. What? Do you you even go
to this school? I needed this
for my job interview. Thanks. What do you mean? So, can you print out
for me passport size? Just get out. Get out! Okay. Wish me luck. Go. Leave. I did not sign up for this. TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE EXCITED STUDENT Oh my god, guys. I’m so excited. Check this out. This is my dad. This is my granddad. And this is my great grand dad. And this is
where I’m going to be. Oh, so excited. Okay, next. Oh, it’s my turn now. Bye. Hi Mr. Lakosh. Sorry. Sorry, I wasn’t ready. I wasn’t ready. Okay, you’re done. Next. THE TYPE OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE BUTTERFLY Hello. Take your sit. Okay, look into the camera. In 3, 2, 1. Hold on. My mom told me to take
off my glasses first. Ooh la la. Sta. Maria, Mother, help us. Looking beautiful, my girl. Looking beautiful. Okay. Look into the camera. 3, 2, 1. Big smile. Who is this? Where is the other girl? TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE PHOTOBOMBER Hey bro, I’m going to do
something funny later. What? Just watch. Okay. It’s my turn now. Okay, let us take picture. Look into camera. Was that good, Mr. Lakosh? You want to check it? Yes. You. I saw that! What is this? What? You are in the photo! I know. Do not do it again. It’s too late. What do you mean? Check the other photos. I give up. TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE TEACHER You know what? Let us have the teacher. The teacher, please come. Yes. Let me show these kids
how it’s really done. And look into the camera. 1, 2, 3. Wait. Baby’s kicking. Sorry about that. Babies kick a lot so… Let’s do it one more time. Okay? 1, 2, 3. Sorry. The baby was kicking. The lights are
too bright you see. Babies are light sensitive. Yeah? One more time. Look into the camera, madam. In 3, 2, 1 and… The battery have exhausted. Just leave. It’s okay. Lumiere, give me
another battery. What? You didn’t charge the battery? Sorry, boss. You are fired. I give up on this. TYPES OF STUDENTS ON PICTURE DAY
THE UNPREPARED STUDENT I’m here. I’m here. I’m ready for my photo now. Anytime now. Are we gonna do this or not? Denise. What do you think
you are wearing? Whatever. Whatever? Come outside with me now. But I didn’t even
take the photo. Denise, have you gone crazy? Where is your discipline? Give me a break. I passed out outside
the club last night, and I lost my phone. You should be glad I
even turned up today. I don’t know
what’s going on with you. But if you choose
to keep this up, I will expel you
from the school. Here. This will help you sober up. What’s the point? What’s the point? We need you to stop spiraling
out of control, Denise. It was funny at first, but if you keep up with this,
you’re gonna get expelled. Yeah, but I’ve spent so much time trying to live up
to everyone’s expectations. For once, I just want to be me. But I don’t think this is
the real you, Denise. Who cares about the real me? Nobody likes the real me anyway. Even I hate the real me. Well, guess what? It’s my turn to take
THE RESTLESS STUDENT Okay the next person. All right. All I need you to do
is look into the camera, and take a picture. Okay? In 3, 2, 1. Okay. I need you to stop moving. Moving? Just sit still. Okay. Okay. 1, 2, 3. Okay. So how’s the photo, Mr. Lakosh? All good? Okay, you need to stop moving. Like stop moving. Go back there. Okay. Look at the camera, and stay. In 3, 2 ,1. And… Where did– Yes. Can I go now? What are you doing there? Can you come back here, please? It is very hard
to take this photo. Sit here. Okay. Let’s go. 3, 2, 1, and… What? Where did he go? Where did he– What are you doing there? Can you please come back here? We need to take this photo. I thought we had like
five shots already. 3, 2, 1, and… Don’t worry, bro. I’ll fix it for you. I have had it. I have had it with you. I have had it
with you, Class T1T5. Each and every one of you
should be ashamed of yourselves. You’re all pathetic imbeciles. That’s what you are. You have every chance
to experience greatness, art, photography beyond your wildest
imaginations, but no! No! No, you throw it down
the drain without remorse. What is remorse? What is imbeciles? What is Class T1T5? Can anyone of you
take this seriously? Look, it’s Denise. It’s my turn to take
the photo now. She talking to you or me? Yes, indeed. It is your turn
to take the photo now. Probably me. I mean, probably me. Ey, tutor me sometime, you know. Look into the camera. Give me life. Give me action. Give me fashion. Yes. Give the brilliance. Beautiful. Give me more. Give me– Ah, yes. High fashion vogue. She wants this, man. She totally wants this. Love is bad. Don’t try it. So beautiful. Beautiful. # YaassQueen. Okay, now it the time to take
the group photos. Okay, whole class, come. Let us take a group photo. Come. Everyone, quickly. Quickly. Time is money.
Money is time. Let’s go. Okay, everyone, I need
smiles from your face for the last photo. Group photo smile. Yes, very good. Smile. Now, I want a fun photo. Fun photo, when I
count to three, give me a fun pose, okay? In 3, 2, 1. Everyone, calm down, but I think
I’m going into labor. You, call the ambulance. Can we finish this shoot first? Because I have more ideas
that I want to do. What? Yeah. Okay. 3, 2,1, photo!